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This girl started flirting with me on Twitter the other day. She was saying how much she loved my website. I thought “Sweet, a groupie. Maybe I can HAVE SEXORZ WITH HER.” So I said we should get married, and posted a cute picture of a wedding cake with the bridegroom and bride on top, [...]
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If I wanted to get a stalker, how would I go about it?
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Two tickets to the Ghoooooooooostfaaaace Killllllllllllahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh – no one could be illah!
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Just got my first hateful comment ever on my website… This is a milestone. I love haters.
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Taco Bell “non English speaking drive-thru” policy takes off http://tr.im/lu70
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http://shrt.st/ve What is awesome? What is its true nature? Its motivation? All is answered in The Periodic Table of Awesoments
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