Posts Tagged twitter

Karma?

Karma?

This girl started flirting with me on Twitter the other day.  She was saying how much she loved my website.  I thought "Sweet, a groupie.  Maybe I can HAVE SEXORZ WITH HER."  So I said we should get married, and posted a cute picture of a wedding cake with the bridegroom and bride on top, the br

07.13.2009| antics |

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Just Got My First Hateful Comment On Trouble

Just got my first hateful comment ever on my website... This is a milestone. I love haters.

05.18.2009| stupid |

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