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Eliecer the On Heat Sex Teacher

“You know, it's so hard... I've been on the pill for my entire adult life... ever since puberty. My body has been fooled into thinking it's pregnant all these years. Now it finds out it's not, and it wants revenge or something. I'm on heat. “It gets so bad during the day ... eight hours at

10.30.2008| fucking stories |

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Angelique

Friday. Transport. I swirl around and see a brunette with a full curvy body and huge breasts. She couldn't be older than 26, but really she's 30. I grab her hand and spin her around. “Uhh... hi.” “Hi there. I'm Jones.” “Angelique... Nice beret.” “Oh, zank you... zis is

09.20.2008| antics |

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Facebook Status: Aster is currently… bisexual – Woman Freaks Out Over Something Written On The Internet, Pulling Girls From Fast Food Establishments

“Tell me honestly – what kind of man is Robbie? Is he some kind of player?” She called him Robbie... It's short for Robbie Williams. His real name is Aster. English guy comes to Australia. Not even from the same part of England as Mr. Williams... bears a very vague resemblance... but s

08.25.2008| fucking stories |

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Sex…? I’ve heard of that stuff

The first time I had sex, I was twenty years old. I remember all of the times that girls had asked me for sex before that. The first girl I ever made out with, Francesca... I met her at an underage night club. We saw each other on and off for a few months. She called me up one day and she's like

08.21.2008| fucking stories |

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Say Mercy – I Screwed Two Girls From Work Who Are Both Insomniac Alcoholic Binge Drinkers, And I Emerge Unscathed

There's a common social rule that says not to date your co-workers. I said to myself, I probably shouldn't date Mercy.. What if it turns out bad and I have to see her every day? Yes, I probably shouldn't. But I'm going to anyway. She was a gorgeous goth looking hellenic type girl, with big tits.

07.26.2008| fucking stories |

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