We had a party a few weeks ago. My housemate Woofy invited all his friends, I think some of them even came down from Ballarat. Woofy dresses like a metalhead, listens to Aussie hip hop, and DJs drum and bass. Most of his friends are along similar lines. I was talking to one guy by the fire. E
08.9.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsSitting in Aster's hotel room, typing up a post or something. His iPhone started ringing and he answered it. "Hello... Oh hi. "Yeah, I'm actually in Las Vegas at the moment. "Oh... right. "Okay, no problem. Good to hear from you. Okay, bye." He hung up the phone. He turned to me
04.23.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
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I leave for Vegas today at 4:30. I just went to Coles to stock up on condoms. Slightly paranoid that they might not have my brand when I get to the States. [caption id="attachment_341" align="alignleft" width="200" caption="The Eiffel Tower is a strange position"][/caption] It's a funny th
04.7.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson
1 CommentI asked my French friend Capucine if people in France really have ménage à trois all the time. It's a French phrase, they invented it so I guess they do it. She said "Non, non. It's just a stereotype. 'Ménage à trois' means 'ousehold of sree' and ze only one I 'ave ever 'eard of is when
03.21.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsThis is one for the ladies. I just wanted to tell you, you don't have to be shy if you're a big fan of my blog and want to have sex with me. Don't be embarrassed. It's perfectly normal. I know some of you are concerned that I'm going to write about you on my blog. I know some of you are
02.7.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson
2 CommentsIt was after the night that I went to The Long Room and met Ella. Veto said to me "I'm going to go home - work tomorrow. Want a lift?" I was feeling a little off. I looked around and thought "There's nothing here for me tonight." So I got a lift home. Veto had classical music playing i
01.10.2009| Uncategorized | Kurt Robinson
No Comments“Hey I just got a missed call from this number, was wondering who -” “Jones! It's Lucia!” “Oh... hey.” “Yeah! I was just calling because I'm coming down to Melbourne soon. Anderson asked me... well, he didn't really ask me. But he wanted to know if you'd gotten the key cut
11.24.2008| antics | Kurt Robinson
4 CommentsI was a lot younger. I must have been about 20... probably 19. I wasn't doing much with my life at that stage. Luke had this girl that was hitting on him at tafe, constantly. So somehow he palmed her off on to me. I didn't mind, I was desperate, and lonely. And she was actually pretty hot. He
11.14.2008| antics | Kurt Robinson
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