photo by Linda Brand "Keziah is coming over! I have to change!" "You broke up like a year ago... why do you even care?" "It's important!" "How is it important?" "It's important that he knows I'm hot!" I sighed and let her go change and put on make-up. This is the kind of thing that
05.24.2011| stupid | Kurt Robinson
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Cover photo by db photographs, used under Creative Commons Article by Luke Petersen, sweet! How many times have you fallen in love with a girl with massive tits? You know the one I'm talking about. You'll be sitting in your loungeroom watching a "Seventh Heaven" marathon with your family. Y
12.19.2010| stupid | Kurt Robinson
4 CommentsSaturday 31st October. "You have to get into cuddle position," I said as I pushed my left leg between her legs. "Assume the position, ey?" said Siobhan. "Exactly." It was the second time I'd seen her and we were lying on my bed watching a movie. I kissed her neck. "Jesus is my homebo
11.11.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
3 CommentsTen Funky Ways to Keep Your Lover 1. The Ability To Spend Hours Together Hanging out with a girl, you will have to turn off all your logic, and ignore a lot of the things the woman says, because it's often stupid. That's key. Also, daydream of someone else and get those homeric glasses with th
07.15.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson
2 CommentsREPOST OR A GUY WILL TURKEY SLAP YOU IN THE NIGHT. We guys don't give a shit if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room, and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing u
07.15.2008| stupid | Luke Petersen
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