Getting laid on the Internet is hard, look at some of these brilliant opening lines I've said to girls, still haven't screwed any of them. nice pic, looks like you have a killer body, i'm curious to know more. my names jones, i live in fitzroy north and i'm a totally awesome guy, date me and all yo
10.30.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
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"Come on dude, we'll go to the Gold Coast for the weekend; it'll be sweet. Flights are cheap right now - up and back for $150 – I already checked it out. It'll take your mind off things." "I dunno... I think I'd rather stay at home and drink Coopers feeling sorry for myself. I downloaded the
08.1.2010| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
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The other night I went out with Age to help him pick up girls. I said to my housemates we went out and had great success! My housemate said "So he picked up then?" I said "Not exactly." There's a philosophy from Kyodu, zen archery. In western archery, success is measured quantitatively. Eith
06.22.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
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Saturday night. I'm up $140 on $0.50/$1 so I decide to take a shot on $2/$3. I made a kissy sound at the supe – it's a signal that all the staff do at Crown to get attention. "Hey, my friends are sitting down here at table 23 and there are open seats -" "Jump right in." "Thanks." "We
05.2.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
2 Comments"Why don't you go talk to that cute girl over there?" said Nicole. "...You're right, I will." I got up and walked to the other end of the carriage, and sat down next to the brunette. "Hey what's up?" I said. "My name is Jones." "Christine," she said, almost from a daze. I started talki
12.23.2009| philosophical | Kurt Robinson
4 Comments"Do you think we should just go in?" "He looks like he might be in the middle of something. Could be a sensitive time." Aster owed Tamer $400, so we'd come here to Parasol to give the money to Spesh. Spesh was reclining in his chair next to some blonde, fifteen metres away, with a huge
05.7.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
2 CommentsStanding near the TVs at Transport. Two brunettes are standing less than a metre away from us and playing with their camera. Age pounces in and starts talking to them, taking a photo of all three of them and showing them how to dance The Penguin. Dude comes up and tries to take the girls.
02.16.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
9 CommentsHello kiddies. My name is Mr. E Normous Cock and this is my method for getting beautiful women into bed with you. The Cock Method. Let me lay it on you, blow by blow, so to speak, until you have more blows than you can handle. I'm all about turning guys from AFCs (average frustrated chumps) in
07.17.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson
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