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The Thrill Of The Chase

Sometimes it's the thrill of the chase. Other times, it's the thrill of the short-cut.

07.11.2010| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson

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I'm Kinda Busy Right Now...

I’m Kinda Busy Right Now…

The other night I went out with Age to help him pick up girls. I said to my housemates we went out and had great success! My housemate said "So he picked up then?" I said "Not exactly." There's a philosophy from Kyodu, zen archery. In western archery, success is measured quantitatively. Eith

06.22.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson

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Playing Cards, Playing Girls, Playing Make-Believe

Playing Cards, Playing Girls, Playing Make-Believe

Saturday night. I'm up $140 on $0.50/$1 so I decide to take a shot on $2/$3. I made a kissy sound at the supe – it's a signal that all the staff do at Crown to get attention. "Hey, my friends are sitting down here at table 23 and there are open seats -" "Jump right in." "Thanks." "We

05.2.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson

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Women Will Test You

"Why don't you go talk to that cute girl over there?" said Nicole. "...You're right, I will." I got up and walked to the other end of the carriage, and sat down next to the brunette. "Hey what's up?" I said. "My name is Jones." "Christine," she said, almost from a daze. I started talki

12.23.2009| philosophical | Kurt Robinson

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Las Vegas Sexual Adventures Part Seven – Annaliese No. 2 1/2

"Do you think we should just go in?" "He looks like he might be in the middle of something.  Could be a sensitive time." Aster owed Tamer $400, so we'd come here to Parasol to give the money to Spesh.  Spesh was reclining in his chair next to some blonde, fifteen metres away, with a huge

05.7.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson

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Failed AMOG Cockblockings Of History Of Glory

Standing near the TVs at Transport.   Two brunettes are standing less than a metre away from us and playing with their camera.  Age pounces in and starts talking to them, taking a photo of all three of them and showing them how to dance The Penguin.  Dude comes up and tries to take the girls.

02.16.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson

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Picking-Up Artistry Tips for the Average Everyday Normal Mundane Mufker

Hello kiddies. My name is Mr. E Normous Cock and this is my method for getting beautiful women into bed with you. The Cock Method. Let me lay it on you, blow by blow, so to speak, until you have more blows than you can handle. I'm all about turning guys from AFCs (average frustrated chumps) in

07.17.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson

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Pick-Up Lines For The 21st And A Halfth Century

There comes a time in every man's life when he wants to bonerise some chick with his bone. Of course, going out to the club and trying to talk to girls can prove embarrassing. Every guy has asked himself questions like “How can I impress the girl?”, and “What can I say to get her to like me?

07.15.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson

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