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Good News Everybody - I'm Taking Over The Internet

Good News Everybody – I’m Taking Over The Internet

In a swordfight to the death with the emperor of the Internet, I managed to acquire some more Internets. From now on I'm going to post all of my poker stuff on Thousand Card Stare - Poker Stories for the Soul, and I'll post all my fictional stories on Whiskeyblood - Pre-apocalyptic Short Fiction.

10.31.2010| antics |

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The Biggest Lame In Town

The Biggest Lame In Town

"Jones! Jones! You play poker right?" "You know I do." "I've got a proposition for you... There's a tournament in the Hunter Valley on Sunday. You make the final table, you get a grand." "How many runners?" "A hundred, maybe a hundred fifty. I'm driving up tomorrow and it makes it ch

10.21.2010| poker |

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Nine-Five Suited

Nine-Five Suited

"Alright mate, I'm going to head to the casino." "Oh... really? I think I'll join you. Des said goodbye to Vanessa and the guys. Vanessa was like "When you finish and you still wanna come out, let me know." "Are you going to be at Pony?" I said. "Maybe." "How about the Peel?" "Ew,

09.19.2010| antics |

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Spitting Chips

Spitting Chips

You guys should be proud of me. A couple of months ago I moved up stakes to $2/$3. No more micro bullshit. And hardly any old nits. Everybody on $2/$3 at Crown wants action. You can be first to act and make it $30 pre-flop and get two or three callers. The word is, Crown has one of the loosest

06.27.2010| poker |

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Playing Cards, Playing Girls, Playing Make-Believe

Playing Cards, Playing Girls, Playing Make-Believe

Saturday night. I'm up $140 on $0.50/$1 so I decide to take a shot on $2/$3. I made a kissy sound at the supe – it's a signal that all the staff do at Crown to get attention. "Hey, my friends are sitting down here at table 23 and there are open seats -" "Jump right in." "Thanks." "We

05.2.2010| antics |

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Low Stakes Poker

Low Stakes Poker

Crown Casino is filled with hustlers and punters, glam girls and the occasional rail bird. Late at night, rich Vietnamese women are running around to talk to other Viets. They're trying to sell a $10 000 ring for $3 000, to put the money on a baccarat table, and win their original stake back so th

04.9.2010| poker |

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Fucked Up Dreams And The Art Of Playing Poker Donkeys

I had this dream last night where a male acquaintance of mine was taunting me in conversation. Then he went to grab my dick. I said "What the fuck man? Why would you do that? That's messed up." Then I thought, "What do you mean it's messed up? It's your dream, dumb-ass." Occasionally I have

10.11.2009| antics |

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Donkey Idiot – Getting Revenge On An Asshole In Online Poker Tournaments

Ever since I blew my $280 bankroll on a pair of aces at the Bellagio - beaten by a pro with two pair fives and sevens - my amateur poker game hasn't quite made it up to those heights again. I've been chasing action by entering $1 + 0.20 tournaments on Pokerstars. I've come up with a basic strate

07.2.2009| antics |

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