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Lou vs Melbourne Lair

I took out my phone and took a photo of us both on a street corner in Melbourne, my arm around her, with us both smiling widely. Lou said “Let's do something we've never done before!” I thought of how she used to always say that to me, when she was my girlfriend, when I lived in Maitland. O

09.4.2008| antics |

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Picking-Up Artistry Tips for the Average Everyday Normal Mundane Mufker

Hello kiddies. My name is Mr. E Normous Cock and this is my method for getting beautiful women into bed with you. The Cock Method. Let me lay it on you, blow by blow, so to speak, until you have more blows than you can handle. I'm all about turning guys from AFCs (average frustrated chumps) in

07.17.2008| stupid |

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Pick-Up Lines For The 21st And A Halfth Century

There comes a time in every man's life when he wants to bonerise some chick with his bone. Of course, going out to the club and trying to talk to girls can prove embarrassing. Every guy has asked himself questions like “How can I impress the girl?”, and “What can I say to get her to like me?

07.15.2008| stupid |

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