Getting laid on the Internet is hard, look at some of these brilliant opening lines I've said to girls, still haven't screwed any of them. nice pic, looks like you have a killer body, i'm curious to know more. my names jones, i live in fitzroy north and i'm a totally awesome guy, date me and all yo
10.30.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
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"Alright mate, I'm going to head to the casino." "Oh... really? I think I'll join you. Des said goodbye to Vanessa and the guys. Vanessa was like "When you finish and you still wanna come out, let me know." "Are you going to be at Pony?" I said. "Maybe." "How about the Peel?" "Ew,
09.19.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
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"Do you talk to any of them?" said my boss, Kendricks. "I catch a train home with one of the girls." "Which one?" "The cute one." "There's a cute one who works in Appco?" "Hell yeah there is." Strawberry blonde hair... Freckles. Skinny. Her name was Cindy... Shortly after that,
08.30.2010| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
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"Come on dude, we'll go to the Gold Coast for the weekend; it'll be sweet. Flights are cheap right now - up and back for $150 – I already checked it out. It'll take your mind off things." "I dunno... I think I'd rather stay at home and drink Coopers feeling sorry for myself. I downloaded the
08.1.2010| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
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The other night I went out with Age to help him pick up girls. I said to my housemates we went out and had great success! My housemate said "So he picked up then?" I said "Not exactly." There's a philosophy from Kyodu, zen archery. In western archery, success is measured quantitatively. Eith
06.22.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
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Saturday night. I'm up $140 on $0.50/$1 so I decide to take a shot on $2/$3. I made a kissy sound at the supe – it's a signal that all the staff do at Crown to get attention. "Hey, my friends are sitting down here at table 23 and there are open seats -" "Jump right in." "Thanks." "We
05.2.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
2 CommentsI guess you can always go home. I went back to see my family in Maitland a few weeks ago. I guess it's just what I expected. Nothing really changes there, and it almost reminds me of how little I've changed in the past two years – or maybe it's just been so long that I don't remember the refe
02.28.2010| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
1 CommentEvery week or so, we have a regular home game at Diefendorf's or Ruchstashel's place. Though Dief hasn't really played much, ever since that night when I made it $6 preflop with seven-deuce. He flopped a pair of kings with top-pair-top-kicker, and I flopped two pair, sevens and deuces. It must ha
02.21.2010| poker | Kurt Robinson
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