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Extremely Horny Woman Steals My Masculinity

It was after the night that I went to The Long Room and met Ella.  Veto said to me "I'm going to go home - work tomorrow.  Want a lift?" I was feeling a little off.  I looked around and thought "There's nothing here for me tonight."  So I got a lift home. Veto had classical music playing i

01.10.2009| Uncategorized | Kurt Robinson

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The Captain Jack Sparrow Effect: How unlikely actions yield outstanding results

The Captain Jack Sparrow Effect: How unlikely actions yield outstanding results

In any discipline I've ever been involved in, there are always certain exercises that seem completely abitrary and useless. Amateurs, people with an amateur attitude won't try them. Their egos won't allow them to. They say that they're above that, they're good enough they don't have to do these s

12.25.2008| philosophical | Kurt Robinson

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Let’s Hook Up

i've decided that i should be meeting more girls through my site.  cos at the moment i'm not meeting any... through my site i mean.  why should all those dating site pimp daddies get all the hot internet babes when my penis is big if not bigger.  well, at least my site is bigger.

12.15.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson

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Say Mercy – I Screwed Two Girls From Work Who Are Both Insomniac Alcoholic Binge Drinkers, And I Emerge Unscathed

There's a common social rule that says not to date your co-workers. I said to myself, I probably shouldn't date Mercy.. What if it turns out bad and I have to see her every day? Yes, I probably shouldn't. But I'm going to anyway. She was a gorgeous goth looking hellenic type girl, with big tits.

07.26.2008| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson

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