Saturday night. I'm up $140 on $0.50/$1 so I decide to take a shot on $2/$3. I made a kissy sound at the supe – it's a signal that all the staff do at Crown to get attention. "Hey, my friends are sitting down here at table 23 and there are open seats -" "Jump right in." "Thanks." "We
05.2.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
2 Comments"Why don't you go talk to that cute girl over there?" said Nicole. "...You're right, I will." I got up and walked to the other end of the carriage, and sat down next to the brunette. "Hey what's up?" I said. "My name is Jones." "Christine," she said, almost from a daze. I started talki
12.23.2009| philosophical | Kurt Robinson
4 Comments“Come on Tristan – I've approached hundreds of girls and nothing like that has ever happened.” “Yeah... well I just know that if I go up to a girl and say hi, the next thing you know, the boyfriend will jump out from behind a pillar and say 'what's all dis den?'” “That's ridiculous
09.18.2008| antics | Kurt Robinson
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07.17.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson
9 CommentsThere comes a time in every man's life when he wants to bonerise some chick with his bone. Of course, going out to the club and trying to talk to girls can prove embarrassing. Every guy has asked himself questions like “How can I impress the girl?”, and “What can I say to get her to like me?
07.15.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson
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