photo by Linda Brand "Keziah is coming over! I have to change!" "You broke up like a year ago... why do you even care?" "It's important!" "How is it important?" "It's important that he knows I'm hot!" I sighed and let her go change and put on make-up. This is the kind of thing that
05.24.2011| stupid | Kurt Robinson
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I just went on a date with this girl from Colombian Cupid. We were having a pretty good time, we went for lunch, sat in the park for a while, went for a coffee... Then she said something like "Who is that photo on your facebook, the fattie?" I thought for a minute and said "I think you're talking
03.24.2011| antics | Kurt Robinson
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"Do you talk to any of them?" said my boss, Kendricks. "I catch a train home with one of the girls." "Which one?" "The cute one." "There's a cute one who works in Appco?" "Hell yeah there is." Strawberry blonde hair... Freckles. Skinny. Her name was Cindy... Shortly after that,
08.30.2010| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
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Saturday night. I'm up $140 on $0.50/$1 so I decide to take a shot on $2/$3. I made a kissy sound at the supe – it's a signal that all the staff do at Crown to get attention. "Hey, my friends are sitting down here at table 23 and there are open seats -" "Jump right in." "Thanks." "We
05.2.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
2 Comments"Why don't you go talk to that cute girl over there?" said Nicole. "...You're right, I will." I got up and walked to the other end of the carriage, and sat down next to the brunette. "Hey what's up?" I said. "My name is Jones." "Christine," she said, almost from a daze. I started talki
12.23.2009| philosophical | Kurt Robinson
4 Comments“Come on Tristan – I've approached hundreds of girls and nothing like that has ever happened.” “Yeah... well I just know that if I go up to a girl and say hi, the next thing you know, the boyfriend will jump out from behind a pillar and say 'what's all dis den?'” “That's ridiculous
09.18.2008| antics | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsHello kiddies. My name is Mr. E Normous Cock and this is my method for getting beautiful women into bed with you. The Cock Method. Let me lay it on you, blow by blow, so to speak, until you have more blows than you can handle. I'm all about turning guys from AFCs (average frustrated chumps) in
07.17.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson
9 CommentsThere comes a time in every man's life when he wants to bonerise some chick with his bone. Of course, going out to the club and trying to talk to girls can prove embarrassing. Every guy has asked himself questions like “How can I impress the girl?”, and “What can I say to get her to like me?
07.15.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson
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