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Pablo Escobar Is Dead Part 4 - Gordita

Pablo Escobar Is Dead Part 4 – Gordita

I just went on a date with this girl from Colombian Cupid. We were having a pretty good time, we went for lunch, sat in the park for a while, went for a coffee... Then she said something like "Who is that photo on your facebook, the fattie?" I thought for a minute and said "I think you're talking

03.24.2011| antics |

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Las Vegas Sexual Adventures Part Four – Actual Sexual Adventures

Sitting in Aster's hotel room, typing up a post or something. His iPhone started ringing and he answered it. "Hello... Oh hi. "Yeah, I'm actually in Las Vegas at the moment. "Oh... right. "Okay, no problem.  Good to hear from you.  Okay, bye."  He hung up the phone.  He turned to me

04.23.2009| fucking stories |

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Written By A Guy/Genius – How Guys Really Think About Girls

REPOST OR A GUY WILL TURKEY SLAP YOU IN THE NIGHT. We guys don't give a shit if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room, and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing u

07.15.2008| stupid |

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