photo by Linda Brand "Keziah is coming over! I have to change!" "You broke up like a year ago... why do you even care?" "It's important!" "How is it important?" "It's important that he knows I'm hot!" I sighed and let her go change and put on make-up. This is the kind of thing that
05.24.2011| stupid | Kurt Robinson
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I just went on a date with this girl from Colombian Cupid. We were having a pretty good time, we went for lunch, sat in the park for a while, went for a coffee... Then she said something like "Who is that photo on your facebook, the fattie?" I thought for a minute and said "I think you're talking
03.24.2011| antics | Kurt Robinson
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07.23.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
2 CommentsThere's this girl on MSN, I think I know her from Myspace. Every time she comes online I hit on her really tactfully. No wait - that's not right. Tackily. I hit on her really tackily. She must have thought I was desperate or something, because she introduces me to her friend Maria. I'm no
09.11.2008| antics | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsTen Funky Ways to Keep Your Lover 1. The Ability To Spend Hours Together Hanging out with a girl, you will have to turn off all your logic, and ignore a lot of the things the woman says, because it's often stupid. That's key. Also, daydream of someone else and get those homeric glasses with th
07.15.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson
2 CommentsREPOST OR A GUY WILL TURKEY SLAP YOU IN THE NIGHT. We guys don't give a shit if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room, and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing u
07.15.2008| stupid | Luke Petersen
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