Fuck, My Book Is Just So Damned Cool

I'm working on the sales page for my novel "80:60:10:  A Door-To-Door Salesman Trying To Get Laid", and I just realised something profound - my book is just so damned cool. When I release it, loveless marriages will suddenly become passionate.  Guys will buy girls leather-bound, gold-plated cop

07.14.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson