Let’s Hook Up
i’ve decided that i should be meeting more girls through my site. cos at the moment i’m not meeting any… through my site i mean. why should all those dating site pimp daddies get all the hot internet babes when my penis is big if not bigger. well, at least my site is bigger.
SO IF YOU LIVE IN MELBOURNE:
i’m 6 foot 1 and i’m tons of fun. hit me up in the contact section if you want to hang out i mean make out. remember to include your gender, previous gender if any, current location, measurements – especially boobs measurements (bust size, diameter, nipple diameter, nipple circumference, weight, and flavour), favourite posish, where you would take me on a dream date, whether you prefer ONS or MLTR, whether you have a boyfriend or not and if he’s a bouncer, hair colour, shaven or unshaven, whether you’re an elvis girl or a beatles girl. and also a picture.
ALSO if you live in newcastle:
we’re setting up franchises. you can contact luke (bumsex at hotmail.com) (seriously that’s his email address, but only his email address… not his modus operandi). though he only puts out for special girls, chances are, if you get to hang out with him, you’ll have seventeen simultaneous orgasms just from standing next to him… seriously… it’s always really awkward for me when i go over to his place.
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Re: orgasms.
I am still happily shaking. Do try!
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