Ladies Don’t Be Shy. You Can Be My Groupie Too.
This is one for the ladies.
I just wanted to tell you, you don’t have to be shy if you’re a big fan of my blog and want to have sex with me. Don’t be embarrassed. It’s perfectly normal.
I know some of you are concerned that I’m going to write about you on my blog.
I know some of you are concerned that I won’t write about you in my blog. But bitch, I write what I want when I want. You can’t control me.
Seriously if you don’t want me to write about you on my blog, just say so, and I won’t.
Just ask all the girls that I haven’t written about. Ask Ambrosia, the transexual that I accidentally fucked in the arse.
Or Bonita, the girl whose clothes I threw out the window after I fucked her because she stood on my foot. That shit hurt… my heart.
Just ask Futura Delmonde, the stripper whose titties I sucked on so hard, the silicon implant broke.
Actually, all that was bullshit. If that stuff really happened… I would definitely write about it on here. Fuck y’all. 
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Comments (2)
Kurt, I think it’s time I come out as a big fan of your blog and I want to fuck you. Hopefully the embarrassment will eventually subside.
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it’s kind of like picking your nose – everyone does it, but no one wants to admit to it.
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