Hey Everyone I’m Moving For A Little Bit
I’ll be in melbz soon. I’ve been asked to join an up-and-coming band as a guitar solo player. I only have to play a few notes per song so that suits me well as I have RSI from too much fingering.
I’ll be living in a penthouse with a homosexual and a bunch of babes (they come and go I’m told) btw’z anyone from melbourne know where to score some good jeans?
Anyways, my going away party is tonight and you’re all invited. BYO music and girls. I already have wine spritzers. I’ve been doing pushups once a week so I wont be wearing a shirt much and I recently got an ear ring because I’m going to be in a rock and roll band. All those nights I’ve slaved over guitar hero have paid off. This is my one shot at being a star Stephen!
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um.. if a famous person dated a non-famous person then the famous person would wonder if the non-famous person was only dating them because they were famous.. or rich or something.
unless the non-famous person was really attractive like magma. and hot like a magnet except attractive like a magnet and hot like hot sticky magma and the famous person was ugly.
but then you’d know the non-famous person was in it for the money.
so non-famous people only date famous people for the money. that’s why famous people don’t date non famous people.
do you have a sauna?
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