Catchy phrases for gay business cards
So i’ve been thinking about getting some business cards made up so people can remember what i’m about. i need some punchy catch phrase that sums up what i’m about.
maybe Chris Rock style:
Kurt Robinson
Want some dick?
or Trouble style:
Kurt Robinson
Nothing but sex.
Kurt Robinson
Swashbuckler, shitstirrer, muckraker
Kurt Robinson
$20 blowjob $40 full service
Kurt Robinson
Fucks fat chicks
Kurt Robinson
Not just a cool name, a way of life
Shout outs to all my loyal readers from Burtonwood, Weybridge and Norwich.
Comment if you can think of any more catchy phrases.
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Comments (8)
the fucks fat chicks one
Off-topic
Apparently you’re not actually a man:
http://www.genderanalyzer.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2Ftroubleinabubble.com%2F
man… i’m glad. i always have trouble writing from a female perspective… now i never have to worry. i am woman, hear me roar.
Kurt Robinson
I have the pussy, so I make the rules.
kurt robinson – racist, rapist, church goer
Kurt Robinson – silly enough to give me the web address BEFORE fucking me….
i thought it would get you in the mood. it worked, right?
of course, come over when you have finished work….baaaaaaaahahaha
Kurt Robinson
.. is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star