Catchy phrases for gay business cards

So i’ve been thinking about getting some business cards made up so people can remember what i’m about. i need some punchy catch phrase that sums up what i’m about.

maybe Chris Rock style:

Kurt Robinson
Want some dick?

or Trouble style:

Kurt Robinson
Nothing but sex.

Kurt Robinson
Swashbuckler, shitstirrer, muckraker

Kurt Robinson
$20 blowjob $40 full service

Kurt Robinson
Fucks fat chicks

Kurt Robinson
Not just a cool name, a way of life

Shout outs to all my loyal readers from Burtonwood, Weybridge and Norwich.

Comment if you can think of any more catchy phrases.

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Comments (8)

 

  1. luke says:

    the fucks fat chicks one

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  2. kurt says:

    man… i’m glad. i always have trouble writing from a female perspective… now i never have to worry. i am woman, hear me roar.

    Kurt Robinson
    I have the pussy, so I make the rules.

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  3. luke says:

    kurt robinson – racist, rapist, church goer

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  4. Raechelle says:

    Kurt Robinson – silly enough to give me the web address BEFORE fucking me….

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  5. kurt says:

    i thought it would get you in the mood. it worked, right?

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  6. Raechelle says:

    of course, come over when you have finished work….baaaaaaaahahaha

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  7. matty b says:

    Kurt Robinson
    .. is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star

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