cover photo used under Creative Commons by tray “I just think this article is great because it educates women to know when they're being manipulated.” “Right. But the title is: You're Not Crazy - a message from a man to women. Talk about a sweeping generalisation. How does
Read Full StoryI have sent variations of this letter for a few fines and tolls. So far the response has been similar: there is none. Once they receive this letter, they send no more correspondence, even when originally they stated that if the fine isn't paid within 30 days, they will issue further fines. I can't t
Read Full StoryHey guys, we're going to change things up a little here with a podcast of me and Luke discussing important topics such as: dating girls, meeting girls, sleeping with girls, politics, rockstars, what it's like to be the proud owner of the most beautiful penis in the planet, and other stuff. Listen
Read Full StoryI don't think I've ever been frisked so many times in my life. I came through the metal detector at José Maria Córdova, and the girl on the other side was kind and respectful. She smiled and said “Muchisimas gracias” when she was done. The next guy also spoke native Spanish to me, but from hi
Read Full StoryPhoto by Jon Wilson I didn't really want to go there. Maybe because of the social consequences. Maybe because she was young. Though it wasn't as if she wasn't experienced. I was sitting in the smoking court of the Fluid Ounce with a 16 year old girl, Grace - the little sister of my workmate
Read Full Storyphoto by Linda Brand "Keziah is coming over! I have to change!" "You broke up like a year ago... why do you even care?" "It's important!" "How is it important?" "It's important that he knows I'm hot!" I sighed and let her go change and put on make-up. This is the kind of thing that
Read Full StoryOnce upon a time, the world was ending. Planes were going to fall from the sky, nuclear weapons were going to explode in their depositories. Your evening hot chocolate would stop being so sweet, and your morning coffee, so bitter. This end of the world became known as the Y2K bug. Allow me to elabor
Read Full StoryI found this picture on my computer just now of a conversation I had on Omegle more than a year ago. At least I think I had the conversation. I don't really remember it at all, but it all sounds like crazy crap I would say.
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"Hola," I said to the fellow at immigración. He nodded and looked at my papers. He typed me into the computer. "Sesente dias." He handed me my passport. "...¿Que? ¿Centarias?" "Sixty days," he pointed to the number 60 on my passport. I expected a little culture shock when I touched do
02.21.2011 | antics | Kurt Robinson
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"You have to do it." "I don't have to do anything." "Dude... seriously," said my friend Stone. "I am serious. Cocaina is pretty serious stuff." "In Australia, $200 a gram. In Colombia, $2 per gram. Think about it." "I will think about it." Stone wasn't the only one busting my chops
02.12.2011 | antics | Kurt Robinson
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I walked out of the Loft and along Scott Street. It was about six p.m. Up ahead, just near the corner, a stocky guy in his twenties was lying on the pavement. I thought he must have been homeless and sleeping off a big day. Getting closer, he didn't look homeless, though his shoes were so worn, the
01.22.2011 | antics | Kurt Robinson
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Cover photo by db photographs, used under Creative Commons Article by Luke Petersen, sweet! How many times have you fallen in love with a girl with massive tits? You know the one I'm talking about. You'll be sitting in your loungeroom watching a "Seventh Heaven" marathon with your family. Y
12.19.2010 | stupid | Kurt Robinson
4 CommentsHey guys. I've just collaborated with Dr. Faust from The Lamest to make a post of flatulent proportions. Check it out here: 5 Sneaky Ways To Fart Without Anyone Noticing.
12.8.2010 | stupid | Kurt Robinson
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"My friend has been taking mushrooms. He says that what he sees when he's on mushrooms is real, and what he sees normally is a hallucination. "Is it hurting him?" "Yeah... he's starting to skip work because of it. Getting all paranoid. Refuses to see people." "Maybe you should say someth
11.14.2010 | philosophical | Kurt Robinson
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"It was so sad last night... I watched a porno. "The dude said 'Okay, so you want to try out to be an adult actress. Here's what's going to happen. We're going to have sex, then I'm going to come in your mouth.' "Then the chick said 'But... I thought this was just an audition...?', and she'
11.8.2010 | fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
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