Whatever Turns You On – My Workmate Has Sex With His Own Cousin
Friday, it’s like 10 pm. I head to the Belmore and find Lucius and Vance out the back in the so-called beer garden. More like… piss garden. They’re sitting at a table talking to some girl.
I sit down and after a couple of minutes, Vance leaves for the toilet or something.
Lucius and the girl Linda are giggling at each other. Linda is like “OMG i can’t believe that – it was so funny!”
I’m like what’s the joke, what happen?
Lucius and Vance were standing together, Vance saw a girl and said “Hey, she looks alright.”
Meanwhile, Darla was looking back and saying the same thing to Linda about Vance.
“Hey, don’t I know you from somewhere?” she said
After about five minutse they figured out where they knew each other from. A family reunion. Yep.
Saturday morning and I’m rostered on. I roll out of bed and put on some pants.
I’m doing pushups next to my desk to pump myself up when everyone comes in.
Jack walks in and he’s says jovially “Heyyy Mr. Muscle is back!”
Vance struts in wearing some Wu-Wear.
We jump on the phones, and in-between calls, Vance says “Man… I had a big night last night.”
Jack says “Oh yeah, causing trouble with the boys hey?”
“Yeah… and the girls, well, one girl.”
I stared at Vance.
“Oh really?”
“Yeah… actually, I took her back to my place.”
I blinked twice.
“Turned out she is my second cousin.”
Jack didn’t seemed to be phased at all. He’s says “Oh yeah… cool.”
I say “W T F mate – I can’t believe you admitted that!”
“Yeah… Better they hear the true version from me than from Lucius or through the grapevine.”
“Well yeah, I guess that’s true.”
I admired his ballsiness. I didn’t know you could commit incest and own it. I guess he did live in Kurri Kurri though.
“It was kind of funny – just as we’re about to do it, she said ‘Imagine the look on grandma’s face!’” He laughed.
“Heh… whatever turns you on.”
