The Band Camp Effect: The Ultimate Formula For Anonymous Promiscuous Sex – Part One
I’ve never experienced this first hand, but I’ve heard stories. I don’t really understand what variables are involved or how to create such a situation. My only hope and dream is that it is possible.
What is it?
A few people have told me stories of places and times where free love is not only readily given, but encouragged. One is Angelique’s biannual conference in Brisbane. One is uni camp. The third and final destination for sex tourists is Koh Phangan in Thailand. The bonus fourth location is my bedroom – but that won’t be discussed here.
Angelique’s Bi-annual Brisbane Corporate Copulation Conference
Angelique is a marketing executive for a multi-national security firm, Rex Security Equipment. Every six months, she flies up to Brisbane for four days. They set up a stall in a hall that doesn’t sell anything, and sit there waiting for people to come up and ask for freebies so they can tell them “Sorry, we don’t have anything to give you.” I don’t really understand the point of it, except for one vital thing.
The interesting part is that these conferences are filled with 30-40 year old men and women, with conspicuous tan lines on their left ring fingers.
Angelique was sharing a hotel room with another guy that worked for Rex. His name was Francisco. The guy would say to her:
“Lique… it’s terrible. I wish I could stay faithful to my wife, but it’s so hard when girls come up to me saying they want to give me a blowjob.”
When she told me this story, I said “Sure – as if girls come up to him and say that.” Right? The guys in Angelique’s office said the same thing when she told them.
However. Sitting in the booth all day with thiis twat, Angelique said there was a constant stream of blonde, hot, 40 year old women coming up to talk to Francisco, twirling their hair and acting like 18 year old girls, giggling.
Meanwhile, Angelique had been flirting with the general manager of Anda Mini, a prominent technological distribution company. One night when they’d gone out drinking after work, he’d wall-slammed her and started making out with her.
After she regained her composure, she said: “Wait – aren’t you married?”
He said: “No, I’ve been divorced for years.”
She said: “Oh,” and grabbed him and pulled him in for another serve.
The next morning in a meeting, Angelique’s boss, Smurf, said to her in professional tones: “Angelique. It’s all you. You’ve got to take one for the team.”
“What do you mean?”
“The general manager of Anda Mini – he really likes you. If you sleep with him, we’ll get the account for sure.”
To all you business masters students, there’s a lesson for you. This is how business is done in the really world.
“Ah. I don’t think that’s in my job description,” she said, laughing on the inside.
All that day, Anda Mini Major was sneaking out of his booth to grab Angelique in a cranny, and wall-slam action. Sort of like a Don Juan action figure – pull his arm and BAM! Wall-slam action!
It would have been a scandal if he’d been caught. Not the fact that he did it, just the getting caught.
She didn’t end up sleeping with this guy, much to Smurf’s disappointment. Rex Security diversification into dating services wasn’t in full swing, I suppose. However, I think the point is clear. Ladies, be wary if your man says he’s going to a Corporate Casual Bi-annual Brisbane Bisexual Sexfest Conference. Though he might neglect to mention the “Bisexual” part.
To be continued. Part 2.
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Comments (4)
your bedroom is never discussed?… i wanna hear a bedtime story kurt
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Kurt Robinson Reply:
March 10th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
grow some boobs and we’ll talk
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Kurt Robinson Reply:
March 15th, 2009 at 11:43 am
aaaand by talk i mean grab your man boobs
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