My Housemate’s Friends Are So Incestuous
We had a party a few weeks ago. My housemate Woofy invited all his friends, I think some of them even came down from Ballarat. Woofy dresses like a metalhead, listens to Aussie hip hop, and DJs drum and bass. Most of his friends are along similar lines.
I was talking to one guy by the fire. Everyone calls him by his last name, Douglas. He was a RAAFy, and one of the few people at the party not dressed in black. He started telling me a story about how he was dating this girl. He went to a strip club one night, and one of the girls came up to him and he said something like “Hey! I know you – you’re my girlfriend!” (Don’t ask me how this works, but this is how he told it). Then it turned out she was a prostitute and his friend Leonard was dating the girl as well, at the same time. Leonard didn’t talk to him for six months after that.
Check turns to me and said “Man it was so weird before. They were going around the circle saying Odette has had sex with him and him and him and her.”
“Did you feel left out?”
Just then Marguerite came out and sat by the fire. She said with some disdain “I’m being hit on by my boyfriend’s best friend’s girlfriend!”
