An Unrelated Inquiry

I found this interaction record in a customer's account the other day: 091108-003833: Maria emailed. Email related to perceived liberty of non-whites not being subject to the same constraints as whites in relation to the use of derogatory slang terms for foreign cultures, objecting to Miss Black

03.24.2010| stupid | Kurt Robinson

The Grilled Cheese Sandwich of Glory

Hey guys, I thought you might like to hear this song I recorded with my friend Age about 18 months ago. We were going to make a film clip for it but never got around to it. So here it is in all its unpolished magnificence: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich of Glory. [audio:http://www.troubleinabubble.c

03.13.2010| stupid | Kurt Robinson

Joe Camel & Jay-Z – Separated At Birth?

09.22.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson

Being The Coolest Motherfucker In The Universe Ain’t Always Easy

It's not easy being the coolest guy in the universe. For one thing you get a bunch of annoying little brats coming up to you in the street trying to give you their money. Trying to go to the bathroom in a hotel the other night, a girl jumped down from the ceiling and started taking my pants off to

08.30.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson

Yahoo Answers Sex Education – All About Boners

I know some of you are still young and don't really know a lot about sex. That's why I compiled this list of great Yahoo Answers that will explain everything you need to know about that highly sensitive area, boners. [caption id="attachment_727" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Boners"][

08.2.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson

Bring It On Haterz

What I'd really love is if everyone would leave really hateful comments on my blog.  Start on this post. Bonus points if you don't just put a bunch of cussing.  I want you to really insult me, in a way that will have me waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, wondering if it's act

07.27.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson

Fuck, My Book Is Just So Damned Cool

I'm working on the sales page for my novel "80:60:10:  A Door-To-Door Salesman Trying To Get Laid", and I just realised something profound - my book is just so damned cool. When I release it, loveless marriages will suddenly become passionate.  Guys will buy girls leather-bound, gold-plated cop

07.14.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson

All You Guys Should Join The “Fans Of Trouble In A Bubble” on Facebook

If you join this exact minute you can get a sneak preview of the cover art for my novel 80:60:10. If you join any later than this minute, you might still see it, but you won't be as cool.

07.12.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson