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It’s not easy being the coolest guy in the universe. For one thing you get a bunch of annoying little brats coming up to you in the street trying to give you their money. Trying to go to the bathroom in a hotel the other night, a girl jumped down from the ceiling [...]
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I know some of you are still young and don’t really know a lot about sex. That’s why I compiled this list of great Yahoo Answers that will explain everything you need to know about that highly sensitive area, boners.
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What I’d really love is if everyone would leave really hateful comments on my blog. Start on this post.
Bonus points if you don’t just put a bunch of cussing. I want you to really insult me, in a way that will have me waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, [...]
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I’m working on the sales page for my novel “80:60:10: A Door-To-Door Salesman Trying To Get Laid”, and I just realised something profound – my book is just so damned cool.
When I release it, loveless marriages will suddenly become passionate. Guys will buy girls leather-bound, gold-plated copies of my novel for Valentine’s Day. The guy [...]
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Who is the hottest, sexiest, brilliantest, awesomest, talentedest, up-and-comingest guy in the entire universe right now?
If you guessed me, you’re almost right. The correct answer is Arthur Kade.
“Who?” I hear you ask from the peanut gallery. Arthur Motherfucking Kade, you dimwit, I reply. You need to pay attention to what you’re reading.
Arthur [...]
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It’s a book about a door-to-door salesman trying to get laid.
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