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“Why don’t you go talk to that cute girl over there?” said Nicole.
“…You’re right, I will.” I got up and walked to the other end of the carriage, and sat down next to the brunette.
“Hey what’s up?” I said. “My name is Jones.”
“Christine,” she said, almost from a daze.
I started talking about the [...]
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“Excuse me, can I ask you a few questions?”
“…Sure, I guess I have time.”
“Have you heard the word of Jesus lately?”
“Yes, I’ve heard it. I don’t think it’s changed since last time.”
“My name is Brad.”
“Jones.”
“Tell me, have you ever lied, Jones?”
“Well, yes.”
“What does that make you?”
“I suppose that makes me a liar.”
“Lying is a [...]
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I see ads on the sides of trams, with a picture of a wizened ex-bikie ex-crim with a Gandalf beard. He’s saying “You buy it for $5. I get half.” Why does this piss me off so much? The circular logic of it baffles me. I’ve never heard of anyone [...]
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“I am so out of it. I don’t know what it is – I feel like I’m slurring or I just can’t talk properly. I can’t socialise now. I feel retarded.”
“Oh man – I know that feeling. I get it at work some times after saying the same pitch thirty times. [...]
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In any discipline I’ve ever been involved in, there are always certain exercises that seem completely abitrary and useless. Amateurs, people with an amateur attitude won’t try them. Their egos won’t allow them to. They say that they’re above that, they’re good enough they don’t have to do these stupid exercises. [...]
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This video was shown at a Scientology convention. It was only ever intended for initiates to see. A lot of people watch it and think Tom Cruise is crazy, but to me, it made a lot of sense.
It does sound kind of wacky, because he talks using Church jargon. He talks about [...]
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I love people… most of the time.
1.I hate being spoken to like a customer, instead of a person.
Whenever you walk into a store or something, and buy a drink… The clerk says “hihowareyou.” and winces at the effort of being taken from his lamedream. Throw a five cent piece at his face to [...]
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I called Ghost to see if he wanted to hang out, maybe get lunch at Lentil As Anything. I said I’ve got some stories to tell about my mad playeristic exploits. He said he was just about to head down anyway and he’d see me there.
When I got into Melbourne this time, I [...]
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