Her name was Iola. She's about thirty. Dark skin. Curly hair. I met her at Bar Open. The night I met her, she invited me to come to her place for a barbeque, but she never gave me the details, so I didn't go. After that, I didn't speak to her for a year. I texted a bunch of girls in my phon
10.1.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
11 CommentsI'd just gotten into Melbourne. I met this chubby eighteen year old girl with braces on Johnston St. Textbook as it comes. Said "hello" waiting for the little man to go green, got her number. I said "I'll call you." And she said "I look forward to it!" I called her a couple of times – pump
09.26.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
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I was in Sydney at Superconference. It's Saturday, about 7pm. The conference is over for the day and I'm back at my double bed hostel room at Base Backpackers, staring at the ceiling. I go through my phone and call some of the numbers I got at Bungalow 8 the night before. "Hey, Clarissa." "
09.17.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsWe had a party a few weeks ago. My housemate Woofy invited all his friends, I think some of them even came down from Ballarat. Woofy dresses like a metalhead, listens to Aussie hip hop, and DJs drum and bass. Most of his friends are along similar lines. I was talking to one guy by the fire. E
08.9.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsMy housemate Den brought some girl over. I figured it must be one of the many girls that he meets off RSVP.com. Den is about forty. She is about the same. He was showing her pictures of the lingerie that he sells on his sites. Then they sat down. She complained of having a knot in her back and
08.4.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
1 Comment"You! What happened to Fresno?" said Jaime as Aster and I walked into their place. "I decided against it. I figured I'd only have one day in LA if I went." Taylor looked at me blankly, and said nothing. "So what are you guys doing tonight?" "We're meeting up with some guy from the In
05.24.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
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I guess the accent helps. I remember having the discussion with Aster. Putting us both in Vegas meant we both now enjoyed the same unfair advantage, which was previously his alone as an Englishman in Australia. We came to the conclusion that while an accent helps with attraction and hook
05.10.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
1 Comment"Do you think we should just go in?" "He looks like he might be in the middle of something. Could be a sensitive time." Aster owed Tamer $400, so we'd come here to Parasol to give the money to Spesh. Spesh was reclining in his chair next to some blonde, fifteen metres away, with a huge
05.7.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
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