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Pandora's Sisters

Pandora’s Sisters

Photo by Jon Wilson I didn't really want to go there. Maybe because of the social consequences. Maybe because she was young. Though it wasn't as if she wasn't experienced. I was sitting in the smoking court of the Fluid Ounce with a 16 year old girl, Grace - the little sister of my workmate

05.25.2011| fucking stories |

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Pablo Escobar Is Dead Part 3 - Zorra Interesada

Pablo Escobar Is Dead Part 3 – Zorra Interesada

“¡Hola!” she said, before I even opened my mouth. “Hola bonita,” I said, with a cheesy grin. Her name was Sandra. She smiled back and told me she worked in a massage parlour above the Mexican restaurant in Parque Lleras. She had fake breasts, and was touching my arms as she talked. I tho

03.13.2011| fucking stories |

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One More Time With Feeling

One More Time With Feeling

"It was so sad last night... I watched a porno. "The dude said 'Okay, so you want to try out to be an adult actress. Here's what's going to happen. We're going to have sex, then I'm going to come in your mouth.' "Then the chick said 'But... I thought this was just an audition...?', and she'

11.8.2010| fucking stories |

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Cindy Chamberlain

Cindy Chamberlain

"Do you talk to any of them?" said my boss, Kendricks. "I catch a train home with one of the girls." "Which one?" "The cute one." "There's a cute one who works in Appco?" "Hell yeah there is." Strawberry blonde hair... Freckles. Skinny. Her name was Cindy... Shortly after that,

08.30.2010| fucking stories |

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Almost Dead

Almost Dead

O'Riley sat in the interview room before a panel. "So, tell us a little about your previous position." "I was working for SalesPower in the JetFlights campaign in Carlton." "Oh really – my son works there at TransLink, on level three. Do you know Andlin?" "Uhhhh..." She had thought

08.21.2010| fucking stories |

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The Johnston's Magical Trip

The Johnston’s Magical Trip

"Come on dude, we'll go to the Gold Coast for the weekend; it'll be sweet. Flights are cheap right now - up and back for $150 – I already checked it out. It'll take your mind off things." "I dunno... I think I'd rather stay at home and drink Coopers feeling sorry for myself. I downloaded the

08.1.2010| fucking stories |

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The Penis Psychic

The Penis Psychic

Charlton's is a great dive for karaoke. Though it once sported the most exhaustive list of possible karaoke songs, now somehow it had changed karaoke companies and the list has been cut down to a bare minimum of thirty five sheets, lacking even a single Bowie song. I'm standing on the side of th

07.25.2010| fucking stories |

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Going Home

I guess you can always go home. I went back to see my family in Maitland a few weeks ago. I guess it's just what I expected. Nothing really changes there, and it almost reminds me of how little I've changed in the past two years – or maybe it's just been so long that I don't remember the refe

02.28.2010| fucking stories |

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