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Nine-Five Suited

Nine-Five Suited

"Alright mate, I'm going to head to the casino." "Oh... really? I think I'll join you. Des said goodbye to Vanessa and the guys. Vanessa was like "When you finish and you still wanna come out, let me know." "Are you going to be at Pony?" I said. "Maybe." "How about the Peel?" "Ew,

09.19.2010| antics |

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Making A Move

Making A Move

Things are going fine. I've got a good job as a team leader at a call centre. People respect me. I get along great with those guys. I'm dating a gorgeous Sri Lankan girl from work, Chocolate. Except... things are not fine. I've got a court case that's just coming through now, from two years

09.10.2010| antics |

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Email Correspondence Circa 2004

Email Correspondence Circa 2004

From: Cristina Regep To: Jones Brixton Date: 28/8/2004 One entry? i dont usually wite entries about the same thing. pansy, i lied to you so i wouldnt have to tell the truth. some things were hard for me to understand and handle, even now there are things i dont say, but they are things i would

09.1.2010| antics |

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Of Course, My Horse

Of Course, My Horse

It's 2003. I'm standing at a party in East Maitland. I'm giving out mixtapes to anyone who will accept them. I'm talking about music with this fellow. He doesn't listen to hip-hop, but he is a musician... sorta. “So all three of us bought guitars... Felonius took it up right away. Now he's

07.22.2010| antics |

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The Shawshank Policy

The Shawshank Policy

"From now on, I'm telling you all, I won't be able to adjust your schedules for toilet breaks." Everyone was silent. Wait, what? "What are we, in prison?" I said. Welcome to Shawshank. "I'm serious. It's not so much the toilet that gets me, it's going to the kitchen, hanging out and ch

07.18.2010| antics |

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Proof Of Age

Proof Of Age

Trying to apply for a proof of age card the other day. The form said I need to get someone such as a Justice of the Peace, a policeman, a school principal etc. who had known me for more than twelve months to sign the form. I don't know anyone in Melbourne like that. It's kind of funny, because I

07.8.2010| antics |

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I'm Kinda Busy Right Now...

I’m Kinda Busy Right Now…

The other night I went out with Age to help him pick up girls. I said to my housemates we went out and had great success! My housemate said "So he picked up then?" I said "Not exactly." There's a philosophy from Kyodu, zen archery. In western archery, success is measured quantitatively. Eith

06.22.2010| antics |

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Playing Cards, Playing Girls, Playing Make-Believe

Playing Cards, Playing Girls, Playing Make-Believe

Saturday night. I'm up $140 on $0.50/$1 so I decide to take a shot on $2/$3. I made a kissy sound at the supe – it's a signal that all the staff do at Crown to get attention. "Hey, my friends are sitting down here at table 23 and there are open seats -" "Jump right in." "Thanks." "We

05.2.2010| antics |

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