I walked out of the Loft and along Scott Street. It was about six p.m. Up ahead, just near the corner, a stocky guy in his twenties was lying on the pavement. I thought he must have been homeless and sleeping off a big day. Getting closer, he didn't look homeless, though his shoes were so worn, the
01.22.2011| antics | Kurt Robinson
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In a swordfight to the death with the emperor of the Internet, I managed to acquire some more Internets. From now on I'm going to post all of my poker stuff on Thousand Card Stare - Poker Stories for the Soul, and I'll post all my fictional stories on Whiskeyblood - Pre-apocalyptic Short Fiction.
10.31.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
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Getting laid on the Internet is hard, look at some of these brilliant opening lines I've said to girls, still haven't screwed any of them. nice pic, looks like you have a killer body, i'm curious to know more. my names jones, i live in fitzroy north and i'm a totally awesome guy, date me and all yo
10.30.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
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10.23.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
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"That fucking cunt, that fucking asshole. If I see his face again, I'm going to fuck him the fuck up." I'm standing in the smoking court at the Fluid Oz., and this guy is steaming bad – I think he's a friend of a friend of a former workmate of mine. "Come on, baby," I said, and the subt
10.17.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
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You ask a girl out, sometimes she makes an excuse. Okay, the girl is trying to be polite and doesn't want to say no to you explicitly - she doesn't have the courage to tell you honestly that she'd prefer not to see you. That's fine. But "I'm sorry, I can't meet you that night. My friend just d
10.14.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
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"Hello, this is Jones at Telephonestra – what can I do for you?" "Hi, I'm a rape victim." "I see," I said, with an understanding tone. "I was raped by my husband's best friend." "I see..." I said, wondering why the fuck she was telling me this. "So I changed my number a few weeks ago so I cou
10.10.2010| antics | Kurt Robinson
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