I got into Town Hall station and walked out. In the lobby there was a fellow playing flute and beatboxing at the same time, his flute case open in front of him. I dropped a two dollar coin in, and listened to him play a few numbers. He did Wanksta by 50 Cent and some Beyoncé track. When he fi
11.19.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
1 CommentKurt says: man... had a 2 outer hit against me last night for a $200 pot -·=»‡«=·-Rü$kl_ï£z-·=»‡«=·- © says: wow hurts Kurt says: yeah. i played it perfectly though all in money in with a set i added this girl from /b/ on my msn the other night. she said she was a s
11.18.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsSaturday 31st October. "You have to get into cuddle position," I said as I pushed my left leg between her legs. "Assume the position, ey?" said Siobhan. "Exactly." It was the second time I'd seen her and we were lying on my bed watching a movie. I kissed her neck. "Jesus is my homebo
11.11.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
3 Comments"So, it started at Transport and it ends at Transport," Aster said as he handed me a pot. He put down his pint and handed me some change. "I thought I'd get you a pot since you don't like to drink so much." Eighteen months ago, I was in the middle of Transport bar, chatting up girls, and waitin
11.5.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
No Comments"I'm so wrecked. What time does the tram come?" "7:05." "What time is it now?" "6:20." Age and I had just left Pony about twenty minutes ago, and been wandering around in the painful daylight. A tram passed by going the opposite direction. "Did you see that?" I asked, inquisitively.
10.28.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
2 CommentsThere's an old rule that says you shouldn't discuss politics or religion unless you want to get into an argument. I had to put a new rule on myself that said I should never discuss Australian Idol. Everyone is a fucking expert. At the time I thought I was really going to get on the show. I n
10.23.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
2 CommentsLast night I went out to Transport. I accosted some a girl as she walked past. "Hi!" I said, as if I knew her, a habit from my days of promoting charities in shopping centres. "Hey!" she responded, in a European accent. "I'm Jones." "Anya. I can't shake your hand because mine are wet."
10.18.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsaDDrian says: its like telling feminists that women's cerebral cortex has been scientifically proven to be smaller than mens shit's hilarious Kurt says: well it's true, women's brains are smaller than men's aDDrian says: yup they'll debate it, but it's hilarious Kurt says: man y
10.16.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
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