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12.25.2008| Uncategorized | Luke Petersen
1 CommentI find it funny when people frown upon drugs... but then go out and binge drink on the weekends, get absolutely smashed, and wake up the next day feeling poisoned. You know why? Because it is poison. It's a drug you fucking morons. Seriously, drink about 8-10 drinks and you'll be just as fucke
08.27.2008| stupid | Luke Petersen
1 CommentI'll be in melbz soon. I've been asked to join an up-and-coming band as a guitar solo player. I only have to play a few notes per song so that suits me well as I have RSI from too much fingering. I'll be living in a penthouse with a homosexual and a bunch of babes (they come and go I'm told) b
07.28.2008| stupid | Luke Petersen
1 CommentDid a Gap commercial for $30,000 and some jeans. No, not Bryan Adams - I said Ryan Adams... He's a singer as well. And he's well wicked with it. He dated mandy moore, but as it goes with famous relationships they usually last a few months to a year. Why is it that famous people only date oth
07.27.2008| stupid | Luke Petersen
No CommentsRepost and answer these questions or the only sex you will ever have will be over Myspace. When was the last time you had sex in the back seat of your car? I don't have sex in the back seat of my car. I have sex in the front. Whilst I'm driving. What were you doing at 2 am this morning? 69i
07.21.2008| stupid | Luke Petersen
No CommentsREPOST OR A GUY WILL TURKEY SLAP YOU IN THE NIGHT. We guys don't give a shit if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room, and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing u
07.15.2008| stupid | Luke Petersen
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