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Sexual Equality

Sexual Equality

  cover photo used under Creative Commons by tray “I just think this article is great because it educates women to know when they're being manipulated.” “Right. But the title is: You're Not Crazy - a message from a man to women. Talk about a sweeping generalisation. How does

05.13.2012| philosophical |

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Are Speeding Fines, Parking Fines, Tolls and Tram Fines Voluntary?

Are Speeding Fines, Parking Fines, Tolls and Tram Fines Voluntary?

I have sent variations of this letter for a few fines and tolls. So far the response has been similar: there is none. Once they receive this letter, they send no more correspondence, even when originally they stated that if the fine isn't paid within 30 days, they will issue further fines. I can't t

02.2.2012| antics |

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First Trouble In A Bubble Podcast

First Trouble In A Bubble Podcast

Hey guys, we're going to change things up a little here with a podcast of me and Luke discussing important topics such as: dating girls, meeting girls, sleeping with girls, politics, rockstars, what it's like to be the proud owner of the most beautiful penis in the planet, and other stuff. Listen

08.7.2011| stupid |

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Airport Timez - Feeling Frisky

Airport Timez – Feeling Frisky

I don't think I've ever been frisked so many times in my life. I came through the metal detector at José Maria Córdova, and the girl on the other side was kind and respectful. She smiled and said “Muchisimas gracias” when she was done. The next guy also spoke native Spanish to me, but from hi

05.26.2011| antics |

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Pandora's Sisters

Pandora’s Sisters

Photo by Jon Wilson I didn't really want to go there. Maybe because of the social consequences. Maybe because she was young. Though it wasn't as if she wasn't experienced. I was sitting in the smoking court of the Fluid Ounce with a 16 year old girl, Grace - the little sister of my workmate

05.25.2011| fucking stories |

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It's A Chick Thing

It’s A Chick Thing

photo by Linda Brand "Keziah is coming over! I have to change!" "You broke up like a year ago... why do you even care?" "It's important!" "How is it important?" "It's important that he knows I'm hot!" I sighed and let her go change and put on make-up. This is the kind of thing that

05.24.2011| stupid |

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A Brief History of the Ends of the World

A Brief History of the Ends of the World

Once upon a time, the world was ending. Planes were going to fall from the sky, nuclear weapons were going to explode in their depositories. Your evening hot chocolate would stop being so sweet, and your morning coffee, so bitter. This end of the world became known as the Y2K bug. Allow me to elabor

05.23.2011| stupid |

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Is There A High Demand For Tentacle Monsters In Malaysia?

Is There A High Demand For Tentacle Monsters In Malaysia?

I found this picture on my computer just now of a conversation I had on Omegle more than a year ago. At least I think I had the conversation. I don't really remember it at all, but it all sounds like crazy crap I would say.

05.22.2011| stupid |

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