The Most Horrible Lie I’ve Ever Heard
You ask a girl out, sometimes she makes an excuse. Okay, the girl is trying to be polite and doesn’t want to say no to you explicitly – she doesn’t have the courage to tell you honestly that she’d prefer not to see you. That’s fine.
But “I’m sorry, I can’t meet you that night. My friend just died of cancer,” that’s a little too much.
“Oh… I’m so sorry.”
Then I was talking to her on the following Monday night.
“Hey.”
“Hey, how are you?
“I’m fine – more to the point, how are you?”
“Hm? How do you mean? I’m great, thanks for asking.” She had forgotten her own lie, and had no idea what I was talking about.
Anyway, that was years ago. She was a horrible person. She used to tell me how she would go out “fishbowling” – which means her and her friend would be in the car, and drive around town looking at people just to point at them and laugh at how stupid they were. If you’re out there, Emily Burden, me and the rest of the human race would like to wish you a big Fuck You.
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is she hot? I’m petty sure she’s allowed to get away with that shit if she’s smoking hot.
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i think she was hot, it was like 7 years ago. you’re right though, new rule, boobies rule the world
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