Mixing Business With Pleasure, With Homosexuality
Kurt says:
oh shit i have to tell you what happen last night
peto says:
yes u have to!
Kurt says:
there’s this girl at work darla, she’s this short brunette english girl
i always joke around with her and flirt with her
i say we’re getting marreid and shit
but she has a boyfriend
or a sort of boyfriend
with cross eyes
last night i was out with the work guys and she was there with her boyfriend
early on in the night she’s sitting there with him and leans over and whispers to me “so kurt are we still getting married”
i’m like gee that’s a pretty deep question with your boyfriend sitting right next to you
then later she was sitting there with lawrence again
she’s a bit drunker by this stage i guess
she leans over to me and whispers “kurt… put your hand on lawrence’s inner thigh”
she’s trying to orchestrate a threesome with me and her boyfriend
peto says:
u should have said.. its already there
Kurt says:
haha
ii said i admire your moxie but it’s not going to happen
and laughed
a lot
peto says:
ha
u passed up wat could of possibly been a great story
Kurt says:
what, sucking a guy’s dick
is that really a great story?
peto says:
haha imagine, spitroasting this girl and looking right into the guys eyes
Kurt says:
i can’t look into his eyes
THE MOTHERFUCKER HAS CROSSEYS
peto says:
with intensity
haha
is he retarded
Kurt says:
i don’t think so
just crosseyes
