Conversation About Getting A Handjob From A Qualified Physician
aDDrian says:
its like telling feminists that women’s cerebral cortex has been scientifically proven to be smaller than mens
shit’s hilarious
Kurt says:
well it’s true, women’s brains are smaller than men’s
aDDrian says:
yup
they’ll debate it, but it’s hilarious
Kurt says:
man
you know that story i wrote about going to the std clinic
and the chick squeezed my dick to see if she could get any fluid out
aDDrian says:
dont remember that part, but yeah i remember the gist of the story
Kurt says:
the more i think about it, the more i think she was a pervert
aDDrian says:
or should i say… jizz of the story?
Kurt says:
lololololol
aDDrian says:
lol sigh
Kurt says:
she was really squeezing it
over and over
i would have been aroused if i realised she was doing something dirty
i thought she was a lesbian
aDDrian says:
lol isnt the point to make you cum or precum or whatever?
Kurt says:
they don’t need cum to do an std test
aDDrian says:
in which case, u just got some handjob
be happy!
Kurt says:
haha
yeah
anyway she scheduled me to come back in the next week to check if it was fine
she wasn’t there
and i was expecting to take my pants off so the doctor that was there instead could have a look
but i just came in and sat down and she said “okay you’re clean” and that was it
aDDrian says:
what u just sat down and she said ur ok?
thats all that happened?
Kurt says:
pretty much
aDDrian says:
what is she psychic?
Kurt says:
haha no genius
she said the report came back fine
aDDrian says:
oh ok lol
Kurt says:
she asked if the sores had gotten better on my wang
and i said yes
and she said okay you can go
aDDrian says:
hey thats good
man it’d suck if u got a male doctor at the clinic
Kurt says:
and he had to give you a handjob
aDDrian says:
‘oh here, let me get some fluid’
*shudder*
Kurt says:
yeah i’m pretty sure she was a pervert
aDDrian says:
yeah man ew
Kurt says:
the second doctor was a little tense, as if she expected me to take my pants off and say have a look
aDDrian says:
you said the first one was a lesbian right?
Kurt says:
she looked like a lesbian
aDDrian says:
myabe she was just emplyed there to get all the dick she could before returning to her wife or something
Kurt says:
maybe so
but man
it sucks because i didn’t realise she was giving me a handjob
if i did, i would have been aroused
and it would have been like a porno
funky bass would have started playing
aDDrian says:
yeah nbow u gotta wait for the next opportunity
like when u order a pizza and its a chick, and she needs to get fluid from ur dick
for payment cos u ran out of money
or osmetihng
Kurt says:
haha
“there’s no sausage on this pizza”
“well i thought you might have enough sausage already… in your pants”
bow chika wah wah
aDDrian says:
you should just start ordering thousands of pizzas
law of probability says itll happen eventually
Kurt says:
every time i order a pizza it’s some little asian man that delivers it
aDDrian says:
well if he’s there, might as well get a handjob
Kurt says:
i guess
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i forgot to mention the best part… they bulk billed it.
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