Angelique Gets Her Phone Mouth-fucked By Terrence, The Steroid-taking Prostitute Fucking Clerk
There’s this guy at Angelique’s work. His name is Terrence, but everyone calls him Roids for obvious reasons. At Angelique’s work, myspace and Facebook are absolutely, totally banned. But porn isn’t. Terrence will sit there looking at porn all day, exclaiming things like:
“Oooh look, an amputee!”
Angelique says sternly “Don’t tell me you’re looking at amputee porn.”
“Oh no it’s not amputee porn. Come have a look and you’ll understand.”
Eventually he’d convince her to have a look, and she sees a picture of a girl with half her arm up her own pussy. Awesome.
Roids has a midget girlfriend who lives in Canada, but in the meantime he has sex with prostitutes. There’s a statistic that says 70% of men believe that sleeping with a prostitute isn’t cheating. A lot of girls find that alarming – of course, you’re having sex with another girl – how could that not be cheating? The reason is simple. Sleeping with a prostitute isn’t cheating because it’s a business transaction. I don’t agree with that though.
“I don’t mind paying for it! I’m not ashamed of it!”
It sounded like he took a quick one every lunch break, but I don’t know how he afforded it on his salary. Not only does he have the easiest job in the office, he’s also incompetent. I’d hate to work there. Global credit crunch, and every time Angelique gets a big account, her boss says “You just got a KYJ” – which means “Keep your job”. Roids can’t do his easy job properly, but they don’t think to fire him. Angelique says it’s like Red Dwarf where Holly brings Rimmer back to life to annoy Lister so he doesn’t go insane. If they didn’t have someone to annoy them, they’d go crazy.
I said “As great as Red Dwarf is as a psychology textbook, I still think it’d be easier just to hire someone that could actually do his job.”
Two weeks ago, Angelique took her Blackberry back from Roids saying “Hey! What the hell are you doing?”
Just today she noticed that whenever she texts the word “I”, it comes up as “blow me”. For two weeks she’s been texting everyone to blow her.
