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From the monthly archives:
What I’d really love is if everyone would leave really hateful comments on my blog. Start on this post.
Bonus points if you don’t just put a bunch of cussing. I want you to really insult me, in a way that will have me waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, [...]
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I got into Precinct and shook hands with Aster. Rutkowski and Alexei were in the corner talking to some girls. Tonight is the night that Rutkowski becomes a man. Bootcamp.
I pulled out my camera and started taking a couple of photos of Rutkowski in set. Aster said “Hey that chick in [...]
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“Hey buddy – aren’t you the one who thinks that everyone is out to beat him up? Aren’t you the guy who thinks that everyone is out to kill him?” The little man leaned across the full table with a huge grin on his face at Chad, the fellow who had just sat [...]
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I’m working on the sales page for my novel “80:60:10: A Door-To-Door Salesman Trying To Get Laid”, and I just realised something profound – my book is just so damned cool.
When I release it, loveless marriages will suddenly become passionate. Guys will buy girls leather-bound, gold-plated copies of my novel for Valentine’s Day. The guy [...]
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This girl started flirting with me on Twitter the other day. She was saying how much she loved my website. I thought “Sweet, a groupie. Maybe I can HAVE SEXORZ WITH HER.” So I said we should get married, and posted a cute picture of a wedding cake with the bridegroom and bride on top, [...]
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If you join this exact minute you can get a sneak preview of the cover art for my novel 80:60:10. If you join any later than this minute, you might still see it, but you won’t be as cool.
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