Archive for June, 2009

Anger Management – Girls In Nightclubs Piss Me Off Some Times

Friday. Precinct. Standing by the bar outside talking to Aster. "Yeah man, it was insane," I said. "She started cracking onto a lesbian in front of her ex-girlfriend, then we went to the Evelyn and she got in a fight with some chick." "Sounds like you had a fun night." A girl walked over

06.28.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson

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Back to School – All Those Girls You Had A Crush On In High School

Some times, I think about how cool it would be to go back to my hometown, find all the girls that I didn't have a chance with in high school, and fuck them. I ran into this dude I always see out clubbing. Full natural dude. "There's this chick I went to high school with. She was always a tot

06.25.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson

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Arthur Kade – The Passion, The Fury. The Bryl Cream.

[caption id="attachment_1044" align="alignleft" width="150" caption="Touch me, take me to that special place"][/caption] Who is the hottest, sexiest, brilliantest, awesomest, talentedest, up-and-comingest guy in the entire universe right now? If you guessed me, you're almost right. The correc

06.21.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson

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Does anybody know a literary agent so I can get my book published quicker?

It's a book about a door-to-door salesman trying to get laid.

06.19.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson

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Landmark Forum – I Wanted A Refund, I Got A Mindfuck

"Hello. Landmark Education. This is Alexia, how may I help you?" "Hi Alexia, how are you?" "Good. How are you?" "Good. My name is Jones Brixton. I'm registered to do the Landmark Forum advanced course next weekend, and I want a refund." "Ochay, sure," there was some sounds of clamber

06.18.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson

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Los Angeles Adventures Part 3 – Ads For Medication In America Are Weird, Venice Beach Is Cool, And So Is Entourage. Legal Action From Strippers Would Be Interesting If It Actually Happened

Sitting in Hollywood Hostel, watching TV. An ad comes on. "I used to have serious problems with asthma. It would stop me doing all the fun things I wanted in life. Every time I wanted to go for a jog or a swim with my friends, I would have to make excuses and say 'No, sorry – I have to stay

06.14.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson

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Los Angeles Adventures Part 2 – A Million Desserts, Some Jaded Actors And Strippers With Their Clothes On

"I don't know – there was something not right about it. It was like she was humouring me," I said as we walked off Hollywood Boulevard. "Maybe that's it," said Aster, as we walked past a kid's birthday party with a jumping castle in the front yard. "I wish – that is one helluva party."

06.12.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson

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