Nuzzle in a juicy double.
From the monthly archives:
“You! What happened to Fresno?” said Jaime as Aster and I walked into their place.
“I decided against it. I figured I’d only have one day in LA if I went.”
Taylor looked at me blankly, and said nothing.
“So what are you guys doing tonight?”
“We’re meeting up with some guy from the Internet in Fidi.”
“What’s a fidi?”
“The [...]
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I woke up feeling like shit. I stumbled into the bathroom and vomited. Twice. Three times.
I pushed down the flush, but the water didn’t evacuate. The toilet filled up to the top with water and the contents of my stomach, pushing the black gunk to the top of the bowl. I hoped that wasn’t my [...]
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If I wanted to get a stalker, how would I go about it?
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Two tickets to the Ghoooooooooostfaaaace Killllllllllllahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh – no one could be illah!
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Just got my first hateful comment ever on my website… This is a milestone. I love haters.
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I ran into Aster in the restroom at Kitaro.
“Hey mate – how are you doing?”
“Fine – everything is going just swimmingly.”
“Looks like you’re hitting it off with Capone.”
“Sort of. I don’t think she’s that sort of girl though. She keeps telling me all the reasons she doesn’t have sex.”
I laughed “Don’t give me that crap.”
“What [...]
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Why do goths have smelly vagina? http://tr.im/lwIB … Some things man wasn’t meant to know.
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Taco Bell “non English speaking drive-thru” policy takes off http://tr.im/lu70
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