"You! What happened to Fresno?" said Jaime as Aster and I walked into their place. "I decided against it. I figured I'd only have one day in LA if I went." Taylor looked at me blankly, and said nothing. "So what are you guys doing tonight?" "We're meeting up with some guy from the In
05.24.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
3 CommentsI woke up feeling like shit. I stumbled into the bathroom and vomited. Twice. Three times. I pushed down the flush, but the water didn't evacuate. The toilet filled up to the top with water and the contents of my stomach, pushing the black gunk to the top of the bowl. I hoped that wasn'
05.22.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
2 CommentsJust got my first hateful comment ever on my website... This is a milestone. I love haters.
05.18.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsI ran into Aster in the restroom at Kitaro. "Hey mate - how are you doing?" "Fine - everything is going just swimmingly." "Looks like you're hitting it off with Capone." "Sort of. I don't think she's that sort of girl though. She keeps telling me all the reasons she doesn't have sex.
05.18.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
5 CommentsWhy do goths have smelly vagina? http://tr.im/lwIB ... Some things man wasn't meant to know.
05.17.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson
1 Comment"Hey, I think this is for you." I handed Aster my phone with a text message. He'd lost his phone when he left it in a cab, so all the girls he met were texting my phone instead. "Who's it from?" "It says 'hey it's awkward Vida'. Oh - it's from the Blonde of Glory!" Aster met this girl
05.14.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
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I guess the accent helps. I remember having the discussion with Aster. Putting us both in Vegas meant we both now enjoyed the same unfair advantage, which was previously his alone as an Englishman in Australia. We came to the conclusion that while an accent helps with attraction and hook
05.10.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
1 Comment"Do you think we should just go in?" "He looks like he might be in the middle of something. Could be a sensitive time." Aster owed Tamer $400, so we'd come here to Parasol to give the money to Spesh. Spesh was reclining in his chair next to some blonde, fifteen metres away, with a huge
05.7.2009| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
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