Archive for April, 2009

Las Vegas Club Adventures Part Five – Twenty Dollars To Not Beat Your Face In

"Tamer says he's got four on his list at XS, and he has plus two already.  Maybe he can squeeze five in but he's not sure," I said. Aster said "Maybe we should have hit up one of those guys on the street." Seems like everyone has some sort of hook-up in Vegas.  Half the time when you go to a

04.27.2009| antics |

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Las Vegas Sexual Adventures Part Four – Actual Sexual Adventures

Sitting in Aster's hotel room, typing up a post or something. His iPhone started ringing and he answered it. "Hello... Oh hi. "Yeah, I'm actually in Las Vegas at the moment. "Oh... right. "Okay, no problem.  Good to hear from you.  Okay, bye."  He hung up the phone.  He turned to me

04.23.2009| fucking stories |

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Las Vegas Almost Sexual Adventures Part Three - It's Not Just The Strippers - Protect Your Chicken Fingers 14/4/09

Las Vegas Almost Sexual Adventures Part Three – It’s Not Just The Strippers – Protect Your Chicken Fingers 14/4/09

We roll into Shadow Bar at about 10. Aster orders a vodka lemon. The Mexican bartender says "Hey, remember me?" "Uh... your face looks familiar." "I was with those girls you were talking to the other night!" The bartender is friends with the girl that Aster failed to pull twice, whom I

04.16.2009| antics |

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Las Vegas Asexual Adventure Part Two - Blonde, Fake Tits 13/4/09

Las Vegas Asexual Adventure Part Two – Blonde, Fake Tits 13/4/09

We got a table at Moon on Sunday night.  The thing about going out in Las Vegas - if you want to be able to sit down at all, you need to pay $500+ to get a VIP table.  Spesh tried to walk to the front of the line when we were getting in, saying we're VIP, but it didn't mean much, because the w

04.15.2009| antics |

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Las Vegas Sexual Adventure Part One – The Wildcard 8/4/09

The Stratosphere is a sleazy, dated-looking casino with a nice hotel on top of it. It has a mall inside it, a roller coaster at the very top, and a pin-drop "Space Probe 7" style ride as well. Why the hell not? This is Las Vegas. Yesterday I sat down at a poker table, $50 buy-in.  They take $

04.10.2009| fucking stories |

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Vegas Timez Approach Swiftly Like A Silently Marching Casino In The Night And I'm Buying Condoms

Vegas Timez Approach Swiftly Like A Silently Marching Casino In The Night And I’m Buying Condoms

I leave for Vegas today at 4:30. I just went to Coles to stock up on condoms. Slightly paranoid that they might not have my brand when I get to the States. [caption id="attachment_341" align="alignleft" width="200" caption="The Eiffel Tower is a strange position"][/caption] It's a funny th

04.7.2009| stupid |

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