Archive for February, 2009

Underaged Nightclub Adventures And/Or Antics

I'd always go to the Scrubhouse when I was 17.  Friday night I'd go to an underaged nightclub, Deuce.  Saturday night I'd go to an overaged nightclub.  I'd get there at 7:30 before there was a bouncer on the door.  After a while, they'd recognise me there, because I was a maniac on the floor. 

02.26.2009| antics |

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Getting Hit On When You Don’t Even Realise It

Once when I was about 15, we had a free period on Thursday after class, and we were hanging around the side of the school. There was this girl Andrea.  Pretty hot.  Tall.  Olive skin.  Big boobs. She started pinching my arse.  She did it five times and I was like goddamn.  I pinched her

02.22.2009| antics |

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Failed AMOG Cockblockings Of History Of Glory

Standing near the TVs at Transport.   Two brunettes are standing less than a metre away from us and playing with their camera.  Age pounces in and starts talking to them, taking a photo of all three of them and showing them how to dance The Penguin.  Dude comes up and tries to take the girls.

02.16.2009| antics |

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New Year’s Eve Handjob In Public vs The Midget Of Doom

We got into town at about 10:30. People were swarming at Fed Square so the tram couldn't get through. I called Age to see what's gwanin'. "Hey man. Where are you?" "Notttt muccch man! WHat's goin' on!?" "Age, are you high?" "NAaah man. I've just had two beers and I'm on antibiotics!"

02.9.2009| antics |

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Ladies Don’t Be Shy. You Can Be My Groupie Too.

This is one for the ladies. I just wanted to tell you, you don't have to be shy if you're a big fan of my blog and want to have sex with me.  Don't be embarrassed.  It's perfectly normal. I know some of you are concerned that I'm going to write about you on my blog. I know some of you are

02.7.2009| stupid |

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Angelique Gets Her Phone Mouth-fucked By Terrence, The Steroid-taking Prostitute Fucking Clerk

There's this guy at Angelique's work.  His name is Terrence, but everyone calls him Roids for obvious reasons.  At Angelique's work, myspace and Facebook are absolutely, totally banned.  But porn isn't.  Terrence will sit there looking at porn all day, exclaiming things like: "Oooh look, an a

02.1.2009| antics |

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