Nuzzle in a juicy double.
From the monthly archives:
I’d always go to the Scrubhouse when I was 17. Friday night I’d go to an underaged nightclub, Deuce. Saturday night I’d go to an overaged nightclub. I’d get there at 7:30 before there was a bouncer on the door. After a while, they’d recognise me there, because I was a maniac on the floor. [...]
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Once when I was about 15, we had a free period on Thursday after class, and we were hanging around the side of the school.
There was this girl Andrea. Pretty hot. Tall. Olive skin. Big boobs.
She started pinching my arse. She did it five times and I was like goddamn. I pinched her back on [...]
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Standing near the TVs at Transport. Two brunettes are standing less than a metre away from us and playing with their camera. Age pounces in and starts talking to them, taking a photo of all three of them and showing them how to dance The Penguin. Dude comes up and tries to take the girls.
We’d [...]
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I’m not joking, I really need a place. I figure one of you guys must know someone looking for a housemate.
Around Richmond is cool; especially awesome if it’s near Church Street. Abbotsford, Prahran, Toorak.
Around $120 – $140 a week is optimal. Anything more than $170 is too much. I want friendly housemates but preferably not [...]
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We got into town at about 10:30. People were swarming at Fed Square so the tram couldn’t get through. I called Age to see what’s gwanin’.
“Hey man. Where are you?”
“Notttt muccch man! WHat’s goin’ on!?”
“Age, are you high?”
“NAaah man. I’ve just had two beers and I’m on antibiotics!” He’s half-Chinese as [...]
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This is one for the ladies.
I just wanted to tell you, you don’t have to be shy if you’re a big fan of my blog and want to have sex with me. Don’t be embarrassed. It’s perfectly normal.
I know some of you are concerned that I’m going to write about you on my blog.
I know [...]
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There’s this guy at Angelique’s work. His name is Terrence, but everyone calls him Roids for obvious reasons. At Angelique’s work, myspace and Facebook are absolutely, totally banned. But porn isn’t. Terrence will sit there looking at porn all day, exclaiming things like:
“Oooh look, an amputee!”
Angelique says sternly “Don’t tell me you’re looking at amputee [...]
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