Nuzzle in a juicy double.
From the monthly archives:
“I am so out of it. I don’t know what it is – I feel like I’m slurring or I just can’t talk properly. I can’t socialise now. I feel retarded.”
“Oh man – I know that feeling. I get it at work some times after saying the same pitch thirty times. [...]
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It’s not really an ultimate guide. I lied.
Double Header
Lately I’ve been working out, so I have to eat more, so I end up taking magnificent big shits that fill up the whole toilet bowl. Most of the time they’re “Double Headers” – which means you wipe, get up, put your pants on, almost [...]
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Continued from Weirdos Talking In A Chatroom.
So these guys in a chatroom just kept talking crap about how to fuck your computer and rub your granny’s nappies in your face. I kept recording it and remixed it into a high tech arrangement of drum and bass house hip hop acid jazz hybrid country & western. [...]
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It all begins with a story. And that story that begins with a completely unrelated story.
I was at the Rochester a couple of months ago, sitting in a booth with Aster, drinking a $4 pint. We were talking some girls for a bit but they pissed off. Quite rude actually.
Some guys came [...]
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Lost for words? Wondering which penis word is right to describe your friend, co-worker or boss? Let me break it down for you with this easy to use glossary.
Man, that guy is such a:
Dick: Dick describes an annoying person, an overly dominant person, or any guy with the given name “Richard”.
Dickhead: There is an incredible [...]
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It was after the night that I went to The Long Room and met Ella. Veto said to me “I’m going to go home – work tomorrow. Want a lift?”
I was feeling a little off. I looked around and thought “There’s nothing here for me tonight.” So I got a lift home.
Veto had classical music [...]
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When I was 15 or 16, I used to nerd out on the Internet. I wasn’t exactly what you call a hacker. I didn’t know how to find bugs in software or write programs to exploit them. But I did have enough technical knowledge to fuck with people over the Net. [...]
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Somehow it was vitally important that they smoked weed every day. Finding $25 a day without having a job or an unemployment cheque isn’t the easiest thing to do. When Hawk had his job at a local pizzeria, he would take 50s out of the till while the boss wasn’t looking. Then they set up [...]
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