“I am so out of it. I don't know what it is – I feel like I'm slurring or I just can't talk properly. I can't socialise now. I feel retarded.” “Oh man – I know that feeling. I get it at work some times after saying the same pitch thirty times. I'm not sure if I'm saying words or ju
01.25.2009| philosophical | Kurt Robinson
5 CommentsIt's not really an ultimate guide. I lied. Double Header Lately I've been working out, so I have to eat more, so I end up taking magnificent big shits that fill up the whole toilet bowl. Most of the time they're “Double Headers” - which means you wipe, get up, put your pants on, almost do yo
01.22.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson
7 CommentsContinued from Weirdos Talking In A Chatroom. So these guys in a chatroom just kept talking crap about how to fuck your computer and rub your granny's nappies in your face. I kept recording it and remixed it into a high tech arrangement of drum and bass house hip hop acid jazz hybrid country &a
01.18.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsIt all begins with a story. And that story that begins with a completely unrelated story. I was at the Rochester a couple of months ago, sitting in a booth with Aster, drinking a $4 pint. We were talking some girls for a bit but they pissed off. Quite rude actually. Some guys came up to us.
01.15.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
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Lost for words? Wondering which penis word is right to describe your friend, co-worker or boss? Let me break it down for you with this easy to use glossary. Man, that guy is such a: Dick: Dick describes an annoying person, an overly dominant person, or any guy with the given name "Richar
01.11.2009| stupid | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsIt was after the night that I went to The Long Room and met Ella. Veto said to me "I'm going to go home - work tomorrow. Want a lift?" I was feeling a little off. I looked around and thought "There's nothing here for me tonight." So I got a lift home. Veto had classical music playing i
01.10.2009| Uncategorized | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsWhen I was 15 or 16, I used to nerd out on the Internet. I wasn't exactly what you call a hacker. I didn't know how to find bugs in software or write programs to exploit them. But I did have enough technical knowledge to fuck with people over the Net. I was a script kiddie. It started when my
01.4.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
5 CommentsSomehow it was vitally important that they smoked weed every day. Finding $25 a day without having a job or an unemployment cheque isn't the easiest thing to do. When Hawk had his job at a local pizzeria, he would take 50s out of the till while the boss wasn't looking. Then they set up a sting
01.3.2009| antics | Kurt Robinson
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