Archive for December, 2008

Milo loses his virginity on a slippery dip and Travis gets his butt fingered

It's Edmond's 18th.  I'm standing in his garage sucking on a light beer that my parents had given me. I'm catching up with Hendricks. "Man I'm going to grab a beer - do you want another one?" There are two girls, a blonde and a brunette.  Both a little chubby, both have nice breasts.  Th

12.28.2008| fucking stories |

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The Captain Jack Sparrow Effect: How unlikely actions yield outstanding results

The Captain Jack Sparrow Effect: How unlikely actions yield outstanding results

In any discipline I've ever been involved in, there are always certain exercises that seem completely abitrary and useless. Amateurs, people with an amateur attitude won't try them. Their egos won't allow them to. They say that they're above that, they're good enough they don't have to do these s

12.25.2008| philosophical |

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(No Subject) luke’s happy christmas message

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12.25.2008| Uncategorized |

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Looking back… Australian History… The Howard Years

Some times I look back and think about what Australia was like under John Howard... I think it looked something like this. See me at the end of the clip with my long hair, from when I was Vice Secretary to the Treasurer. The band is John Howard and the American Dream. The song is "Vote [1

12.20.2008| stupid |

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i started a big boob lovers porn site – boobalicious blog

i started a porn site for guys and people in general who love big boobs and want to see more big tits and huge breasts it's called boobalicious blog dot com for everyone that said "nice site, but it needs more pictures" or "nice story, but it's a bit too long", well, i found the solution.  booba

12.19.2008| Uncategorized |

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Let’s Hook Up

i've decided that i should be meeting more girls through my site.  cos at the moment i'm not meeting any... through my site i mean.  why should all those dating site pimp daddies get all the hot internet babes when my penis is big if not bigger.  well, at least my site is bigger.

12.15.2008| stupid |

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The Scientology Experiment

This video was shown at a Scientology convention. It was only ever intended for initiates to see. A lot of people watch it and think Tom Cruise is crazy, but to me, it made a lot of sense. It does sound kind of wacky, because he talks using Church jargon. He talks about individuals taking

12.14.2008| philosophical |

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Weirdos Talking in a Chatroom

I was on Yahoo once and Super Ego and me went into a chatroom... there were these crazy weird dudes talking some obscene stuff about strapping 15 dildos on themselves and fucking 15 chicks at once, smearing churros in your face and stuff... I like churros. What follows is the result of our s

12.11.2008| stupid |

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