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From the monthly archives:
It’s Edmond’s 18th. I’m standing in his garage sucking on a light beer that my parents had given me.
I’m catching up with Hendricks.
“Man I’m going to grab a beer – do you want another one?”
There are two girls, a blonde and a brunette. Both a little chubby, both have nice breasts. The fact that we’ve [...]
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In any discipline I’ve ever been involved in, there are always certain exercises that seem completely abitrary and useless. Amateurs, people with an amateur attitude won’t try them. Their egos won’t allow them to. They say that they’re above that, they’re good enough they don’t have to do these stupid exercises. [...]
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merry fistmas everyone, lets celebrate the day that santa was born
and thank god that john connor didn’t send back a terminator to save jesus so that he could die for our sins
i randomized this because it [...]
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Some times I look back and think about what Australia was like under John Howard… I think it looked something like this.
See me at the end of the clip with my long hair, from when I was Vice Secretary to the Treasurer.
The band is John Howard and the American Dream. The song is “Vote [...]
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i’ve decided that i should be meeting more girls through my site. cos at the moment i’m not meeting any… through my site i mean. why should all those dating site pimp daddies get all the hot internet babes when my penis is big if not bigger. well, at least my site is bigger.
SO IF YOU LIVE IN MELBOURNE:
i’m 6 foot 1 and i’m tons of fun. email me (churdtzu at hotmail.com) if you want to hang out [...]
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This video was shown at a Scientology convention. It was only ever intended for initiates to see. A lot of people watch it and think Tom Cruise is crazy, but to me, it made a lot of sense.
It does sound kind of wacky, because he talks using Church jargon. He talks about [...]
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I was on Yahoo once and Super Ego and me went into a chatroom… there were these crazy weird dudes talking some obscene stuff about strapping 15 dildos on themselves and fucking 15 chicks at once, smearing churros in your face and stuff…
I like churros.
What follows is the result of our scary adventure. Beat by Super Ego
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i started a big boob lovers porn site – boobalicious blog
by Kurt Robinson on December 19, 2008
i started a porn site for guys and people in general who love big boobs and want to see more big tits and huge breasts it’s called boobalicious blog dot com
for everyone that said “nice site, but it needs more pictures” or “nice story, but it’s a bit too long”, well, i found the solution. [...]
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