Nuzzle in a juicy double.
From the monthly archives:
Here are some articles that I posted on some other sites that I thought you guys might like:
A Visit to the Sexual Health Clinic
How to Be Awesome In the Awesomest Ways
Doodles
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Today I found out that a girl I used to sleep with is pregnant.
“To who?”
“Her boyfriend… maybe. She told me that she cheated on him, within a month of going out with him. Says she gets bored.”
My heart started to race a little. This was the first and only girl I’d ever [...]
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“Hey I just got a missed call from this number, was wondering who -”
“Kurt! It’s Lucia!”
“Oh… hey.”
“Yeah! I was just calling because I’m coming down to Melbourne soon. Anderson asked me… well, he didn’t really ask me. But he wanted to know if you’d gotten the key cut yet.”
“Oh yeah. [...]
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I’m still experimenting with this direct as fuck style game. It has its good points, but I still have my doubts. But we’ll see who ends up on top, so to speak.
I just got into Parliament Station, and got off… so to speak. When I came to the top of the escalator and went through the turnstile… pulled my thing out of my pants and put [...]
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“Hey Kurt, go tell that girl she has great tits.”
“What do you want me to say?”
“Say she has nice tits!”
I look over and she’s talking to her friends.
“…I’ll do it later… actually, no, fuck it.”
Just then she turns away from her friends. I tap her on the shoulder. She looks over.
“Hey. You have [...]
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I was a lot younger. I must have been about 20… probably 19. I wasn’t doing much with my life at that stage. Luke had this girl that was hitting on him at tafe, constantly. So somehow he palmed her off on to me. I didn’t mind, I was desperate, [...]
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YO yo yo.
Yo yayayaYO. Yo, yiyiyiYO.
Yo. Here’s a song that i wrote about a year ago about how awesome I am. I thought you guys would like to hear it.
[Audio clip: view full post to listen]
if you guys leave enough comments i’ll upload the rest of the mixtape so you can listen [...]
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I love people… most of the time.
1.I hate being spoken to like a customer, instead of a person.
Whenever you walk into a store or something, and buy a drink… The clerk says “hihowareyou.” and winces at the effort of being taken from his lamedream. Throw a five cent piece at his face to [...]
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