Archive for November, 2008

The Forgotten Articles

Here are some articles that I posted on some other sites that I thought you guys might like: A Visit to the Sexual Health Clinic How to Be Awesome In the Awesomest Ways Doodles

11.30.2008| antics |

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Amityville – Unprotected Sex, Pregnancy And Post-teen Drama

Today I found out that a girl I used to sleep with is pregnant. “To who?” “Her boyfriend... maybe. She told me that she cheated on him, within a month of going out with him. Says she gets bored.” My heart started to race a little. This was the first and only girl I'd ever fucked

11.27.2008| Uncategorized |

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Get The Fuck Out Of Here Lucia

“Hey I just got a missed call from this number, was wondering who -” “Jones! It's Lucia!” “Oh... hey.” “Yeah! I was just calling because I'm coming down to Melbourne soon. Anderson asked me... well, he didn't really ask me. But he wanted to know if you'd gotten the key cut

11.24.2008| antics |

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Direct as Fuck Chaptitre Deux

I'm still experimenting with this direct as fuck style game.  It has its good points, but I still have my doubts.  But we'll see who ends up on top, so to speak. I just got into Parliament Station, and got off... so to speak.  When I came to the top of the escalator and went through th

11.20.2008| antics |

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Direct as Fuck

“Hey Kurt, go tell that girl she has great tits.” “What do you want me to say?” “Say she has nice tits!” I look over and she's talking to her friends. “...I'll do it later... actually, no, fuck it.” Just then she turns away from her friends. I tap her on the shoulder

11.16.2008| antics |

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Schadenfreude

I was a lot younger. I must have been about 20... probably 19. I wasn't doing much with my life at that stage. Luke had this girl that was hitting on him at tafe, constantly. So somehow he palmed her off on to me. I didn't mind, I was desperate, and lonely. And she was actually pretty hot. He

11.14.2008| antics |

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Churdalicious

YO yo yo. Yo yayayaYO. Yo, yiyiyiYO. Yo. Here's a song that i wrote about a year ago about how awesome I am. I thought you guys would like to hear it. [audio:Churd-Tzu_-_Churdalicious.mp3] if you guys leave enough comments i'll upload the rest of the mixtape so you can listen to it.

11.9.2008| antics |

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Top Two Or Three Reasons that People Piss Me Off Sometimes

I love people... most of the time. 1.I hate being spoken to like a customer, instead of a person.     Whenever you walk into a store or something, and buy a drink... The clerk says “hihowareyou.” and winces at the effort of being taken from his lamedream. Throw a five cent pi

11.7.2008| philosophical |

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