Archive for October, 2008

Eliecer the On Heat Sex Teacher

“You know, it's so hard... I've been on the pill for my entire adult life... ever since puberty. My body has been fooled into thinking it's pregnant all these years. Now it finds out it's not, and it wants revenge or something. I'm on heat. “It gets so bad during the day ... eight hours at

10.30.2008| fucking stories |

2 Comments

Constantina, Antarctica

I walked up to the bar, singing along to “April Sun in Cuba” “Take me to the Safeway get some tuna... woh oh oh...” I'm standing there and Lana behind the bar is shaking her head at me again. “On the hard stuff again huh?” She thinks I'm on drugs because I always order water.

10.26.2008| antics |

2 Comments

Xandra

I called Ghost to see if he wanted to hang out, maybe get lunch at Lentil As Anything. I said I've got some stories to tell about my mad playeristic exploits. He said he was just about to head down anyway and he'd see me there. When I got into Melbourne this time, I caught up with Ghost and he

10.23.2008| philosophical |

4 Comments
Dr Phil: Psychological Genius or the New Jerry Springer?

Dr Phil: Psychological Genius or the New Jerry Springer?

Or both? Or neither? I remember months ago I watched when Dr. Phil. He created an incredible social experiment where he put some of the widest range of people in one house and forced them to live together. Wait... no, I didn't say that right because of my accent. He created an incredibly fo

10.19.2008| stupid |

4 Comments

Adventures of Angelique

“You know how when a girl is around a guy, she'll hold in her farts, right?” “No... hahhaha no” “Well they do. Girls want to make a good impression, so they hold in their farts.” A friend of Angelique's, maybe her name was Antonia... she'd gone away with a guy for a long weeken

10.16.2008| fucking stories |

No Comments

Hey… My friend likes you

“hey hat guy, ella says hello and wants to c u this sat at the longroom” “Is this Superfreak?” “No. Samson gave me your number just 2 confirm its cali here the brunette I meet u with samson at the longroom” Samson... Superfreak. About three weeks ago at the Long Room... It's

10.13.2008| antics |

1 Comment

Bad Boy – The Stereotype Of A “Bad Boy” From A Male Perspective

Man. I read an article on the Internet the other day – I know, weird. I read this article about how there are basically two types of guys. The “marriage guy” and the “bad boy”. The article started out by breezing over how a marriage guy will be pretty obvious from the start, beca

10.9.2008| philosophical |

2 Comments

Octavia – Choding Out With Girls In Nightclubs

She was hot man. She had this short dyed red hair and I don't think i'd ever seen titties like that before. One time I saw her at the clubhouse, dancing with a bunch of chodes that I would always hang out with there. Cool guys but none of them had balls. I was 19 but I must have still been goi

10.5.2008| antics |

No Comments