Nuzzle in a juicy double.
From the monthly archives:
“You know, it’s so hard… I’ve been on the pill for my entire adult life… ever since puberty. My body has been fooled into thinking it’s pregnant all these years. Now it finds out it’s not, and it wants revenge or something. I’m on heat.
“It gets so bad during the day … [...]
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Story… Crazy girl gets me to buy me a drink, makes out with her friends, then gets rid of me
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I called Ghost to see if he wanted to hang out, maybe get lunch at Lentil As Anything. I said I’ve got some stories to tell about my mad playeristic exploits. He said he was just about to head down anyway and he’d see me there.
When I got into Melbourne this time, I [...]
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Or both?
Or neither?
I remember months ago I watched when Dr. Phil. He created an incredible social experiment where he put some of the widest range of people in one house and forced them to live together. Wait… no, I didn’t say that right because of my accent. He created an incredibly formulaic [...]
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“You know how when a girl is around a guy, she’ll hold in her farts, right?”
“No… hahhaha no”
“Well they do. Girls want to make a good impression, so they hold in their farts.”
A friend of Angelique’s, maybe her name was Antonia… she’d gone away with a guy for a long weekend. She was [...]
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“hey hat guy, ella says hello and wants to c u this sat at the longroom”
“Is this Superfreak?”
“No. Samson gave me your number just 2 confirm its cali here the brunette I meet u with samson at the longroom”
Samson… Superfreak.
About three weeks ago at the Long Room… It’s a strange place. From the [...]
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Man. I read an article on the Internet the other day – I know, weird.
I read this article about how there are basically two types of guys. The “marriage guy” and the “bad boy”. The article started out by breezing over how a marriage guy will be pretty obvious from the start, [...]
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She was hot man. She had this short dyed red hair and I don’t think i’d ever seen titties like that before.
One time I saw her at the clubhouse, dancing with a bunch of chodes that I would always hang out with there. Cool guys but none of them had balls. I [...]
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