Wednesday night. Student's night in Newcastle. I jump on the train at Maitland. This cute dark haired girl gets on... but she looks like a lesbian. I wave her over. “Uhh... hi. Do I know you?” “No, not at all. But hey, take a seat, join the party.” She had the strongest handsh
09.28.2008| antics | Kurt Robinson
2 CommentsI went into the gym after work, to see if I could get a deal on the membership. The salesgirl Nadia was a cute brunette who wasn't quite at ease in her high heels. Sweet girl. She said to me something like “Go easy on me, it's my first presentation,” which is a classic sales line, but I cou
09.27.2008| antics | Kurt Robinson
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Well actually one of them is from July. 10 different keyphrases troubleinabubble bachelor ice rabbits sydney back to my place sex justin timberlake myspace bulletin what were you doing at 2am leela masturbating how to pick up gir
09.24.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson
No Comments“Hello is this Mr. Aleksander Petrovic?” “Yes, this is me,” he spoke slowly in an eastern European accent. “My name is Jones Brixton. I'm just calling about some information that was sent to you as a customer of Aftnap.” “What, the bank?” “Yes, the bank.” “So you're calli
09.23.2008| antics | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsWhen I was in second grade, we would write stories in pencil on a grey scratch pad. If you liked the story a lot, you would ask the teacher Mrs Bledsoe if you could publish it. Publishing it meant writing it out on pretty coloured paper, drawing illustrations, binding it with a couple of staples,
09.22.2008| antics | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsIt was midnight on new year's. I was at some irish pub with my friends. It was adam and eve themed night... so Banto was dressed up as god. Which to him means wearing a white sheet that says “God” on it. Girls were coming up to him all night and saying “God... what lies in my future?”
09.21.2008| antics | Kurt Robinson
6 CommentsFriday. Transport. I swirl around and see a brunette with a full curvy body and huge breasts. She couldn't be older than 26, but really she's 30. I grab her hand and spin her around. “Uhh... hi.” “Hi there. I'm Jones.” “Angelique... Nice beret.” “Oh, zank you... zis is
09.20.2008| antics | Kurt Robinson
No Comments“Come on Tristan – I've approached hundreds of girls and nothing like that has ever happened.” “Yeah... well I just know that if I go up to a girl and say hi, the next thing you know, the boyfriend will jump out from behind a pillar and say 'what's all dis den?'” “That's ridiculous
09.18.2008| antics | Kurt Robinson
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