Lee is a friend of mine. I was at home a few months ago, staying at my parent's place. No wait... I was at work. I get a random text message from Lee at about 4 pm. “Hey can I stay at your place tonight” “Ok...” I think. Lee lives in Canberra. I live in Maitland. I haven't measur
08.28.2008| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
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08.27.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson
No Comments“Tell me honestly – what kind of man is Robbie? Is he some kind of player?” She called him Robbie... It's short for Robbie Williams. His real name is Aster. English guy comes to Australia. Not even from the same part of England as Mr. Williams... bears a very vague resemblance... but s
08.25.2008| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
3 CommentsThe first time I had sex, I was twenty years old. I remember all of the times that girls had asked me for sex before that. The first girl I ever made out with, Francesca... I met her at an underage night club. We saw each other on and off for a few months. She called me up one day and she's like
08.21.2008| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
4 CommentsThere is a curious wet feeling on my face. I'm aroused and intrigued. I open my eyes. There is a dog licking my face. His name is Huckleberry. I swat him away. It's dark in here, and it's dark out there too. It's 10 pm; I'm somewhere in Footscray, lying on a stranger's couch. What happened to my
08.18.2008| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
1 CommentFriday, it's like 10 pm. I head to the Belmore and find Lucius and Vance out the back in the so-called beer garden. More like... piss garden. They're sitting at a table talking to some girl. I sit down and after a couple of minutes, Vance leaves for the toilet or something. Lucius and the g
08.14.2008| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
No CommentsImagine that... back in 2005, I was working for an advertising firm on Castlereagh St. Now in those days, two thirds of the media in Australia was controlled by the late Henry Saddler. Saddler had an ex-wife, Jaydha Meagers. Jaydha had a brother, Tyson Meagers. Meagers had a business partner,
08.10.2008| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
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