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Lee is a friend of mine.
I was at home a few months ago, staying at my parent’s place. No wait… I was at work. I get a random text message from Lee at about 4 pm. “Hey can I stay at your place tonight”
“Ok…” I think. Lee lives in Canberra. [...]
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I find it funny when people frown upon drugs… but then go out and binge drink on the weekends, get absolutely smashed, and wake up the next day feeling poisoned. Ypu know why? Because it is poison. It’s a drug you fucking morons.
Seriously, drink about 8-10 drinks and you’ll be just as [...]
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“Tell me honestly – what kind of man is Robbie? Is he some kind of player?”
She called him Robbie… It’s short for Robbie Williams. His real name is Aster. English guy comes to Australia. Not even from the same part of England as Mr. Williams… bears a very vague resemblance… [...]
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The first time I had sex, I was twenty years old. I remember all of the times that girls had asked me for sex before that. The first girl I ever made out with, Francesca… I met her at an underage night club. We saw each other on and off for a [...]
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There is a curious wet feeling on my face. I’m aroused and intrigued. I open my eyes. There is a dog licking my face. His name is Huckleberry. I swat him away. It’s dark in here, and it’s dark out there too. It’s 10 pm; I’m somewhere in Footscray, lying on a stranger’s couch.
What happened [...]
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Friday, it’s like 10 pm. I head to the Belmore and find Lucius and Vance out the back in the so-called beer garden. More like… piss garden. They’re sitting at a table talking to some girl.
I sit down and after a couple of minutes, Vance leaves for the toilet or something.
Lucius and [...]
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Imagine that… back in 2005, I was working for an advertising firm on Castlereagh St.
Now in those days, two thirds of the media in Australia was controlled by the late Henry Saddler. Saddler had an ex-wife, Jaydha Meagers. Jaydha had a brother, Tyson Meagers. Meagers had a business partner, who had the [...]
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