Picking-Up Artistry Tips for the Average Everyday Normal Mundane Mufker

Hello kiddies. My name is Mr. E Normous Cock and this is my method for getting beautiful women into bed with you. The Cock Method. Let me lay it on you, blow by blow, so to speak, until you have more blows than you can handle.

I’m all about turning guys from AFCs (average frustrated chumps) into PUAs (pick-up artists), and when you get really advanced, you can be a GWGTSB (guy who gets to second base).

Now, let’s say you see a hot girl in a nightclub.

You’re all peacocked out to the nines

Dressed to impress baby.

Now when you first see a woman, you have to wait at least 300 seconds before approaching. I call it the 300 second rule. Start counting. Don’t look at her. Oops you looked, now you have to start counting again. This rule is basically so you don’t seem too eager to talk to her, otherwise you might come off like a loser.

Now, walk up to her. Give her an FTC, a false time constraint. “Hey listen I’m a really cool guy and I have lots of friends who I need to get back to right now.”
They’ll probably say something like “Ok, bye”. That’s an indicator of interest, an IOI. They’re talking to you, so it means they’re ready to be opened. Give her a classic opinion opener… Like:

• “Hey, I need a female opinion on something – were you born a guy?”
• “What do you think of motorboating?”
• “Hey, you guys are smart right? Can you spell ‘anthropomorphic’?”

Do an interactive value demonstration, an IVD. Also, check if she has an IUD, and she might have PMT. Pays to be careful.

Then demonstration of higher value – DHV: “Can you buy me a drink?  I left my wallet at some girl’s place… after I fucked her in the arse.” That indicates preselection – girls like guys who are already chosen by other women.

Then wink, and punch her playfully, just so it hurts a little. That will let her know that you’ve been doing those push-ups you told her about earlier. A woman needs a strong man to protect her.

Give her a little neg. “Man that is some nice hair. It’s fake right? It looks fake. Horse hair… to match your face. And your make-up makes you look like Hooker the Clown. ” Nice and subtle, to sneak under the radar. “Are you going for the Heath Ledger Joker look? Dead?”

A little push/pull. First you push her… over a bar stool.

Then pull her, by the hair.

Man. All this talk is giving me a serious DHV… in my pants. I’m going to go LJBF some LGBTs. Peace out and respect the Cock!

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