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From the monthly archives:
I’ll be in melbz soon. I’ve been asked to join an up-and-coming band as a guitar solo player. I only have to play a few notes per song so that suits me well as I have RSI from too much fingering.
I’ll be living in a penthouse with a homosexual and a bunch of [...]
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Did a Gap commercial for $30,000 and some jeans.
No, not Bryan Adams – I said Ryan Adams… He’s a singer as well. And he’s well wicked with it. He dated mandy moore, but as it goes with famous relationships they usually last a few months to a year.
Why is it that famous people [...]
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There’s a common social rule that says not to date your co-workers. I said to myself, I probably shouldn’t date Mercy.. What if it turns out bad and I have to see her every day? Yes, I probably shouldn’t. But I’m going to anyway.
She was a gorgeous goth looking hellenic type girl, with big [...]
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Hello kiddies. My name is Mr. E Normous Cock and this is my method for getting beautiful women into bed with you. The Cock Method. Let me lay it on you, blow by blow, so to speak, until you have more blows than you can handle.
I’m all about turning guys from AFCs [...]
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There comes a time in every man’s life when he wants to bonerise some chick with his bone. Of course, going out to the club and trying to talk to girls can prove embarrassing. Every guy has asked himself questions like “How can I impress the girl?”, and “What can I say to [...]
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Ten Funky Ways to Keep Your Lover
1. The Ability To Spend Hours Together
Hanging out with a girl, you will have to turn off all your logic, and ignore a lot of the things the woman says, because it’s often stupid. That’s key.
Also, daydream of someone else and get those homeric glasses with the eyeballs [...]
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REPOST OR A GUY WILL TURKEY SLAP YOU IN THE NIGHT.
We guys don’t give a shit if you talk to other guys.
We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys.
But when you’re sitting next to us,
and some random guy walks into the room,
and you jump up and tackle him,
without even introducing us,
We still don’t give [...]
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