I'll be in melbz soon. I've been asked to join an up-and-coming band as a guitar solo player. I only have to play a few notes per song so that suits me well as I have RSI from too much fingering. I'll be living in a penthouse with a homosexual and a bunch of babes (they come and go I'm told) b
07.28.2008| stupid | Luke Petersen
1 CommentDid a Gap commercial for $30,000 and some jeans. No, not Bryan Adams - I said Ryan Adams... He's a singer as well. And he's well wicked with it. He dated mandy moore, but as it goes with famous relationships they usually last a few months to a year. Why is it that famous people only date oth
07.27.2008| stupid | Luke Petersen
No CommentsThere's a common social rule that says not to date your co-workers. I said to myself, I probably shouldn't date Mercy.. What if it turns out bad and I have to see her every day? Yes, I probably shouldn't. But I'm going to anyway. She was a gorgeous goth looking hellenic type girl, with big tits.
07.26.2008| fucking stories | Kurt Robinson
7 CommentsRepost and answer these questions or the only sex you will ever have will be over Myspace. When was the last time you had sex in the back seat of your car? I don't have sex in the back seat of my car. I have sex in the front. Whilst I'm driving. What were you doing at 2 am this morning? 69i
07.21.2008| stupid | Luke Petersen
No CommentsHello kiddies. My name is Mr. E Normous Cock and this is my method for getting beautiful women into bed with you. The Cock Method. Let me lay it on you, blow by blow, so to speak, until you have more blows than you can handle. I'm all about turning guys from AFCs (average frustrated chumps) in
07.17.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson
9 CommentsThere comes a time in every man's life when he wants to bonerise some chick with his bone. Of course, going out to the club and trying to talk to girls can prove embarrassing. Every guy has asked himself questions like “How can I impress the girl?”, and “What can I say to get her to like me?
07.15.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson
4 CommentsTen Funky Ways to Keep Your Lover 1. The Ability To Spend Hours Together Hanging out with a girl, you will have to turn off all your logic, and ignore a lot of the things the woman says, because it's often stupid. That's key. Also, daydream of someone else and get those homeric glasses with th
07.15.2008| stupid | Kurt Robinson
2 CommentsREPOST OR A GUY WILL TURKEY SLAP YOU IN THE NIGHT. We guys don't give a shit if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room, and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing u
07.15.2008| stupid | Luke Petersen
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