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Email Correspondence Circa 2004

From: Cristina Regep To: Jones Brixton Date: 28/8/2004 One entry? i dont usually wite entries about the same thing. pansy, i lied to you so i wouldnt have to tell the truth. some things were hard for me to understand and handle, even now there are things i dont say, but they are things i would

09.1.2010 | antics | Kurt Robinson

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Cindy Chamberlain

Cindy Chamberlain

"Do you talk to any of them?" said my boss, Kendricks. "I catch a train home with one of the girls." "Which one?" "The cute one." "There's a cute one who works in Appco?" "Hell yeah there is." Strawberry blonde hair... Freckles. Skinny. Her name was Cindy... Shortly after that,

08.30.2010 | fucking stories | Kurt Robinson

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Almost Dead

Almost Dead

O'Riley sat in the interview room before a panel. "So, tell us a little about your previous position." "I was working for SalesPower in the JetFlights campaign in Carlton." "Oh really – my son works there at TransLink, on level three. Do you know Andlin?" "Uhhhh..." She had thought

08.21.2010 | fucking stories | Kurt Robinson

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The Johnston's Magical Trip

The Johnston’s Magical Trip

"Come on dude, we'll go to the Gold Coast for the weekend; it'll be sweet. Flights are cheap right now - up and back for $150 – I already checked it out. It'll take your mind off things." "I dunno... I think I'd rather stay at home and drink Coopers feeling sorry for myself. I downloaded the

08.1.2010 | fucking stories | Kurt Robinson

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The Penis Psychic

The Penis Psychic

Charlton's is a great dive for karaoke. Though it once sported the most exhaustive list of possible karaoke songs, now somehow it had changed karaoke companies and the list has been cut down to a bare minimum of thirty five sheets, lacking even a single Bowie song. I'm standing on the side of th

07.25.2010 | fucking stories | Kurt Robinson

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Of Course, My Horse

Of Course, My Horse

It's 2003. I'm standing at a party in East Maitland. I'm giving out mixtapes to anyone who will accept them. I'm talking about music with this fellow. He doesn't listen to hip-hop, but he is a musician... sorta. “So all three of us bought guitars... Felonius took it up right away. Now he's

07.22.2010 | antics | Kurt Robinson

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The Shawshank Policy

The Shawshank Policy

"From now on, I'm telling you all, I won't be able to adjust your schedules for toilet breaks." Everyone was silent. Wait, what? "What are we, in prison?" I said. Welcome to Shawshank. "I'm serious. It's not so much the toilet that gets me, it's going to the kitchen, hanging out and ch

07.18.2010 | antics | Kurt Robinson

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The Thrill Of The Chase

Sometimes it's the thrill of the chase. Other times, it's the thrill of the short-cut.

07.11.2010 | fucking stories | Kurt Robinson

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