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The Penis Psychic

The Penis Psychic

Charlton's is a great dive for karaoke. Though it once sported the most exhaustive list of possible karaoke songs, now somehow it had changed karaoke companies and the list has been cut down to a bare minimum of thirty five sheets, lacking even a single Bowie song. I'm standing on the side of th

07.25.2010 | kurt | Kurt Robinson

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Of Course, My Horse

Of Course, My Horse

It's 2003. I'm standing at a party in East Maitland. I'm giving out mixtapes to anyone who will accept them. I'm talking about music with this fellow. He doesn't listen to hip-hop, but he is a musician... sorta. “So all three of us bought guitars... Felonius took it up right away. Now he's

07.22.2010 | antics | Kurt Robinson

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The Shawshank Policy

The Shawshank Policy

"From now on, I'm telling you all, I won't be able to adjust your schedules for toilet breaks." Everyone was silent. Wait, what? "What are we, in prison?" I said. Welcome to Shawshank. "I'm serious. It's not so much the toilet that gets me, it's going to the kitchen, hanging out and ch

07.18.2010 | antics | Kurt Robinson

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The Thrill Of The Chase

Sometimes it's the thrill of the chase. Other times, it's the thrill of the short-cut.

07.11.2010 | fucking stories | Kurt Robinson

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Proof Of Age

Proof Of Age

Trying to apply for a proof of age card the other day. The form said I need to get someone such as a Justice of the Peace, a policeman, a school principal etc. who had known me for more than twelve months to sign the form. I don't know anyone in Melbourne like that. It's kind of funny, because I

07.8.2010 | antics | Kurt Robinson

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It's Been A Long Time

It’s Been A Long Time

It's kinda like when you're in a club, and a whole bunch of songs are playing. You don't recognise a single one. The next song comes around and your ears perk up. You recognise something familiar. Before you know it, you're dancing to Britney Spears. "Hey! It's been a long time mate. Let me

07.4.2010 | philosophical | Kurt Robinson

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Spitting Chips

Spitting Chips

You guys should be proud of me. A couple of months ago I moved up stakes to $2/$3. No more micro bullshit. And hardly any old nits. Everybody on $2/$3 at Crown wants action. You can be first to act and make it $30 pre-flop and get two or three callers. The word is, Crown has one of the loosest

06.27.2010 | poker | Kurt Robinson

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I'm Kinda Busy Right Now...

I’m Kinda Busy Right Now…

The other night I went out with Age to help him pick up girls. I said to my housemates we went out and had great success! My housemate said "So he picked up then?" I said "Not exactly." There's a philosophy from Kyodu, zen archery. In western archery, success is measured quantitatively. Eith

06.22.2010 | antics | Kurt Robinson

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